Fifty Shades of Chicken

Brand: Clarkson Potter
ISBN 0385345224
EAN: 8601300244136
Category: Food & Drinks
List Price: $19.99
Price: $14.09  (127 customer reviews)
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Dimension: 9.30 x 7.33 x 0.65 inches
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Average Rating: 4.8 out of 5 stars
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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
 
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. 
 
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.
 
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Features

  • Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
  • Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
  • “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, y
  • So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.

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Top Reviews

Hilarious
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
December 23, 2015

Hilarious - great gift for those with a sense of humor. Written in the same style as the books but from the perspective of the chicken...seriously who comes up with this? Would love to have been a part of that brainstorming session as I would imagine it involved a great deal of wine and laughter.

Book is funny enough on it's own, but the recipes also look very good as well so I enjoy giving this as a gift packaged with some cable ties, duct tape and a gray tie. Ends up being the hit of whatever party you're attending! :)
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Great buy!!!
by Avery T (5 out of 5 stars)
July 23, 2018

Beautiful book. Pictures and quality of this book is gorgeous and the recipes are also unique. I almost want to buy one for myself (I got it for someone as a gift). I'm not a fifty shades gal but this is still awesome. Definitely a high quality yet fully functional gag gift. I mean I'm sure some middle aged ladies may take this very very seriously but this got quite a laugh as a birthday gift because it's just so wild! Lots of risque pictures like on the cover, many with a posed chicken and suggestive scantily clad man behind the counter in the background, various photos with twine and knives, and suggestive/outright sexual recipe names. I love that it isn't tacky and they didn't do a ton of basic/unnecessary recipes since quality time was spent on photos and names. Definitely several I wanted to page mark that sounded unique and delicious.
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Funny and Practical
by Danielle (5 out of 5 stars)
January 14, 2018

I bought this for a Christmas gift exchange. I purchased it mostly because it would be a funny gift, but after looking through it I saw the recipes look delicious. This would be a great gift for any fan of 50 Shades that also likes to cook. The pictures do include half naked men, so this isn't a present for grandma.
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A delicate mix of the sexual and the culinary
by Kyle Willis (5 out of 5 stars)
December 18, 2017

This was my purchase for the yearly White Elephant gift exchange with my fiance's family. They are a little more conservative than I am and this was the perfect amount of risque' and made for a great gag. The book is well put together, the images and recipes are great and it is cleverly written. It does a remarkable job of poking fun at both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the silly language of food porn.

I purchased a second copy for myself. This is the second novelty cookbook in my collection.

If you enjoyed Thug Kitchen's 'Eat Like You Give a *#$%' you will surely love 'Fifty Shades of Chicken' as it is the real deal.
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My mother-in-law loved this book
by LuAnn Chandler (5 out of 5 stars)
June 2, 2017

My mother-in-law loved this book. She eats chicken all the time and does not deal with red meat often at all. This is a great book of interesting and tasty recipes. Great gift for someone with a sense of humor.
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Novelty book not a cook book.
by Michelle Collins (1 out of 5 stars)
January 1, 2019

I cook a lot so I was looking for some more ways to make chicken and thought the book looked fun but it was just a waste of money. There are like 30 recipes for different types of whole roasted chicken and the others require expensive ingredients that aren't even used in other recipes. If you're looking for great easy chicken recipes this isn't for you. If you want to impress a party, grab a copy.
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REALLY GREAT GIFT!
by Monica (5 out of 5 stars)
January 6, 2018

I bought this for one of my BFFs who was newly divorced and having a housewarming at her new digs. She LOVES to cook and I figured she probably already had this but I was in luck, she didn't and hadn't even seen it before. It was a HUGE HIT with her and all of our other friends who took turns giggling at all the naughty references. And the recipes are pretty decent, too!
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Fifty Shakes of Chicken
by N. Cousino (5 out of 5 stars)
December 20, 2016

Great Yankee swap gift for work! Granted it all depends on what your coworkers are like, but the group I work with all have a great sense of humor and found it hysterical. Don't buy this book for the actual recipes in it, although you can make the recipes and eat them -rather buy the book for the humor and all of the word-play and have fun with it.
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Great Recipes; Hilarious; Half-Naked Men
by Sarah G (5 out of 5 stars)
January 9, 2018

My brother-in-law has been doing a lot of cooking lately, and my sister suggested I get him cooking related gifts for Christmas this year. I got him several cookbooks, this being one of them. This was a huge oversight on my part however, because I knew this book was bound to be funny (I mean come on, it's called "Fifty Shades of Chicken" and has a chicken all tied up on the front), but I did not realize how dirty most of the jokes would be/definitely geared more towards women. But my brother-in-law loved it, including how there were half-naked men modeling with the food in the book! All of the dishes have racy names and he went through every single page laughing and saying how much he loved it. Everyone also thought that my red and embarrassed face was perfect to go along with the gift!

Overall, very successful gift, but it is definitely racy and geared more towards women!
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Awesome!
by That's Me! (5 out of 5 stars)
January 31, 2019

I love this cookbook! The recipes sound delicious and I don't know if I will ever make any of them, but it is sure fun to read! (I will update if I try any.) I would definitely recommend for any fan of cooking and 50 Shades of Gray.
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Great buy!!!
by Avery T,Top Contributor: Pets (5 out of 5 stars)
July 23, 2018

Beautiful book. Pictures and quality of this book is gorgeous and the recipes are also unique. I almost want to buy one for myself (I got it for someone as a gift). I'm not a fifty shades gal but this is still awesome. Definitely a high quality yet fully functional gag gift. I mean I'm sure some middle aged ladies may take this very very seriously but this got quite a laugh as a birthday gift because it's just so wild! Lots of risque pictures like on the cover, many with a posed chicken and suggestive scantily clad man behind the counter in the background, various photos with twine and knives, and suggestive/outright sexual recipe names. I love that it isn't tacky and they didn't do a ton of basic/unnecessary recipes since quality time was spent on photos and names. Definitely several I wanted to page mark that sounded unique and delicious.

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