The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics.
Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetables, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume.
Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
Top ReviewsBut What About Sharts?
by Alexandra Collins (5 out of 5 stars)
August 3, 2015
I work in a medical clinic and I purchased this book for my boss, since he frequently crop dusts our staff. It's not just the smell but the noise that first made me question my sanity..did he actually just make a sound that resembled the beat to my favorite song? The tunes he can pump out of his hind quarters are both absurd and intriguing. I thought this book would be more of a joke, but found it rather enlightening! This book is much more exciting then the past-time favorite "Everybody Poops." Now when I hear suspicious sounds from the empty exam rooms I can look up and prepare my staff for the malicious odors that are soon to vent our way. Thanks to the Fart Dictionary, we have premonition of what is to come in the bathroom and we can all have a chance to use it before it turns to a rectal crime scene.
by kmorr00 (1 out of 5 stars)
June 22, 2018
I was so excited to get this book for someone as a Christmas present. Upon arrival it was bent up, discolored, and the spine was so ripped it almost fell apart when I picked it up. So disappointed.
Book was beat up! Bad quality
by Jade (2 out of 5 stars)
January 25, 2018
Yeah, it's funny and a good gag gift. But the actual book I received was torn down the spine and the corners of the front and back covers were also damaged. Not sure if that's a shipping problem or what...but it sure sucks giving a gift that's all torn up. Looks like it came from a second-hand resale bookstore.
If you need a fart dictionary, this is one!
by Julesaa (4 out of 5 stars)
February 4, 2016
It's a fart book...I can't give it 5 stars, it's against all I am. It's a book on farts...don't know what else to say about it. Made my nephew laugh, and that was the point. He read it aloud on xmas for hours on end...I know more about the different types of farts than I probably should know.
My husband enjoyed his gag gift
by Melissa W (5 out of 5 stars)
March 27, 2014
This was a gag gift for my husband for his birthday. He took it to work to share, I caught him laughing with it a little here and there, and he even shared the "funniest" ones with me, much to my dismay. He really enjoys this book. Its currently tucked away in his drawer, so for now we don't have to hear what kind of farts are going on with he and the boys...my girls and I are ladies and don't do such things. :-P
So many giggles
by Margaret Leonard (4 out of 5 stars)
January 15, 2018
This book is too funny. It is hilarious to give to a guy friend. I promise you, they will love it! I gave this to my boyfriend for Christmas and he absolutely loved it! I took one star off because it is poorly designed and the spine of the book ripped after opening it once. 10/10 would recommend.
Very well thought out.
by eric (5 out of 5 stars)
October 28, 2017
It arrived promptly with my other orders in good, safely transported condition. It was alot smaller than i expected. Its more the size of your entire palm, if you have larger hands. It is hilarious and very clever. Definitely a good gift or a whimsical read.
by boarbrook (1 out of 5 stars)
December 31, 2015
Very humorous book. Unfortunately , Amazon seems to be involved in price gouging again. Since I ordered this book last week at $5.77, they have raised the price to $8.26 per book. This is not the first time they've done this. It appears to be happening more frequently. I simply don't buy anymore of an item when they do this. Disappointing .
I'm very disappointed. I bought this book as a gag gift
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
December 6, 2017
I'm very disappointed. I bought this book as a gag gift. When it arrived today the spine was broken and it was falling apart. I will now have to purchase another gift to bring.
by Radu (5 out of 5 stars)
December 27, 2018
For my German friend... who is brushing up on his finer English language skills
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