But... You're A Horse Romance Novel
Product DescriptionAs featured in The Guardian, The Telegraph, and on Comedy Central. From internet mischief-maker David Bussell comes, But... You're a Horse, a collection of pranks, anecdotes and gags that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover of the book containing them. Get But... You're a Horse now for a hilarious dose of absurdism. David Bussell's work has also been featured on The Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, B3TA, Digital Spy, and (quite without his permission), The Daily Mail. Things people have said about David Bussell: "Hilarious." Graham Linehan (Father Ted, The IT Crowd). "Really good." Shane Allen (BBC Controller of Comedy Commissioning). "Ha!" Sam Bain (Peep Show, Fresh Meat).
Top ReviewsThis book takes it's readers on a wild ride
by Wesley Mucke (5 out of 5 stars)
March 16, 2015
From the creators of Fifty Shades of Hay. For years Mr. Horseman trotted through life with a long face, until he met Kathryn, a lonely woman pasture prime. Saddle up for a rodeo of emotions and personal development, as they start as a forbidden fling of just horsing around but only to find an unexpected, stable relationship, neigh, only to find love. With a spurned heart, Kathryn must decide whether to follow social norms or be with the horse-man she loves. Of course when found out by a nosy neighbor, the city stirrups trouble for the unique couple. The stress eventually becomes to much in the end however, and Kathryn and Mr. Horseman's love doesn't last furlong. Kathryn finds out shes not his mane partner and their seemingly everlasting affair turns into a real night-mare.
It's just not enjoyable
by Daniel (1 out of 5 stars)
September 23, 2018
I donated this to Good Will after leafing through it for 5 minutes. Maybe get it if you're over 65 and you'd like a polite chuckle, but to a 22 year old university student it was a waste of money. It's just hundreds of totally disconnected and cringeworthy puns.
by Edith Mcvey (5 out of 5 stars)
January 5, 2019
If you're a developing furry or just getting used to your furaffinity this is definitely the novel for you! Pretty steamy and gets you going...or at least makes you want to giddy up to the next chapter ;)
by L. Rossi (5 out of 5 stars)
January 25, 2018
This was by far the best gift I have ever given. She keeps it on her desk at work. It's perfect for that literary genius in your life. What do you get someone who has already read all the classics? Someone who can sniff out a good book from a mile away? This... And only this.
by Tia Fanning (4 out of 5 stars)
March 17, 2019
Truthfully, I gave it an extra two stars just because I love the cover so much. (lol) The comedy inside was fine, but not for me. However, I think my husband would love it!
This illicited the exact response I was hoping for
by Miranda (5 out of 5 stars)
February 15, 2018
Bought for a white elephant gift and this ended up in my teenage cousin's hands AND HER MOTHER SNATCHED IT SO FAST. It was amazing. I don't think my cousin understood but all the adults laughed.
It was even better than I realized
by Lauren (5 out of 5 stars)
January 4, 2018
It was even better than I realized. The cover looks like a cheeky romance novel about a horse, but the contents inside include funny stories and an assortment of amusing stuff to read. Sort of like a bathroom reader. I gave it as a gift and my friend loved it.
by My Cat Says Yes (4 out of 5 stars)
January 28, 2017
BoJack Horseman has definitely taken a turn for the worse
by Austin Saflarske (5 out of 5 stars)
August 11, 2017
Just ridiculous and great!
10/10 would get again.
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
August 25, 2018
Love the book. Very clever, and great for a few laughs when you are in public.
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