50 Ways To Eat Cock Cookbook

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Let's face it. Anyone can copy and paste chicken recipes from the internet, but 50 Ways to Eat Cock is for the serious epicurean who is tempted by exquisite taste of well-prepared cock.

Cooking cock is harder than most people think. Unlike everyday chicken, it can be tough, stringy and dry. Learn to slay this beast from someone who has trained at the breast of some of Europe's sauciest moms and grandmas.

You'll be sure to put a smile on everyone's face with these lip-smacking recipes!

With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock® is a contagiously humorous chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions and clearly written instructions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You’ll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Finally, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table!

Grab the hard copy as the perfect Christmas, White Elephant, Secret Santa, birthday, Mother's/Father's Day, Valentine's Day and bridal shower gift.
It's the gift that keeps on giving -- all night long!

If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with regular ol' chicken, but they wouldn't be nearly as fun.

Be sure to check out the 50 Ways to Eat Cock® Official 2020 Cock-of-the-Month Pin-Up Calendar and Companion Cookbook also available on Amazon!

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Top Reviews

My brother is a huge cock enthusiast so I bought ...
by Jason Cupkey (5 out of 5 stars)
January 17, 2018

My brother is a huge cock enthusiast so I bought him this book for Christmas. He was extremely impressed by the book, it was thicker than he expected, and he seems to really be taking it all in.
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More than one way to eat cock
by Ninja Jim (5 out of 5 stars)
June 14, 2016

Bought this for a friend for Christmas. He had no idea there were so many different ways to eat cock. He tells me he is eating cock in ways he never though possible and loves it. Says he is going to introduce his girlfriend to new ways to eat cock as well.
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Everyone loves my new cock.
by El Nick (5 out of 5 stars)
January 17, 2018

Wow. Just wow. Being the simple man I am, I was always sufficient with just taking the cock out, heating it up, then gobbling it down. Little did I know the multitude of ways to prep your cock and make it a savory pleasurable experience for everyone. Now everyone wants to taste my cock and life couldn't be better.
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Even vegetarians will love this book!
by MP (5 out of 5 stars)
April 3, 2016

I bought this book for my mom, who happens to be a vegetarian. She laughed until she cried (maybe even peed a little). Then, when she began reading the recipes aloud, the whole family got in on the laugh-crying thing. She may never make a recipe from it, but listening to her say the word "cock" repeatedly, was well worth the purchase price.
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Will buy more
by Jen (5 out of 5 stars)
February 7, 2017

I got this for my girlfriend for xmas. She has the best sense of humor and I was looking for that unique gift. I wanted to make sure that I got her something that I knew she did not have. We have had such a great time reading this book the headlines alone will make you laugh. It has been such a hit that she has purchased many for other friends and family. And many people in my own family have purchased them and their friends as well. If you do not have this cookbook and you have a great sense of humor . It is a must for your shelf.
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Hilarious Cookbook
by Amazon Customer (4 out of 5 stars)
November 29, 2018

This is a gift for a friend. Recipes seem to be of good quality. The cover is hilarious, nicely done. The inside pages are lacking a little bit, thin paper, not what I like to see for a recipe book. But it'll make a great gift.
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LOL
by cassidyshea (5 out of 5 stars)
December 5, 2018

got for a co-worker who was having wedding shower. I think my coworkers and I had more fun laughing about it for the weeks before the party.

It had lots of cool recipes... I kind of want one for me. I already like cock... but more cock is always better! My husband is ALWAYS trying to get me to eat more... that's for sure!
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Eating cock was never soooooooo good
by Spikus Erectus (5 out of 5 stars)
December 17, 2016

If eating prepared cock is your thing and are looking for different ways to eat cock, then get this book and fill your plate with tasty cock you can shove in your mouth.
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Cocks are delicious!
by Wurmwood Photography,Top Contributor: Photography (5 out of 5 stars)
November 16, 2016

My whole family is stuffing cock down our throats every night since purchasing this!
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Great gag gift
by Dex (5 out of 5 stars)
August 25, 2018

I bought this as a gag birthday gift for my older brother's 70th birthday. He laughed hysterically then called me a series of presumably, dirty words in Spanish. The reason was that he unwrapped the book in front of his aged mother-in-law, who immediately wanted to know what kind of recipe book it was. Bonus points for seeing him have to try and explain himself!!

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