Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire

Product Description

Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire is a choose your own adventure type gamebook about killing or eliminating Hitler to make the world a better place. Play as a time traveller from the year 2525 and explore 13 different time periods with over 100 different endings. Options for victory range from the standard shoot Hitler in the face to the darkest lovecraftian horrors.

Top Reviews

Eh
by RacheL Sayer Kakesh (3 out of 5 stars)
September 26, 2017

There are some places where you are directed to a page that doesn't make sense in the story.
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Four Stars
by mark evans (4 out of 5 stars)
February 24, 2018

The person I bought it for loved it!
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I love alternative history
by Tommy (5 out of 5 stars)
October 21, 2015

Creative! I love alternative history.
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A Hidden Gem
by AwesomeName (5 out of 5 stars)
December 23, 2014

This is an overlooked gem. At times humorous and at other times dark, Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire is worth picking up. This is especially true for those of you who grew up with choose your own adventure books! It's a nostalgic romp through an often forgotten type of novel.
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Five Stars
by Scat Bukkake (5 out of 5 stars)
February 15, 2016

good book
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It's sorta funny.
by C. Brown (4 out of 5 stars)
August 19, 2015

It's a book. It's sorta funny.
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Four Stars
by Phil (4 out of 5 stars)
July 31, 2016

Purchasing for a gift.
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No minions
by suzanne lindquist (1 out of 5 stars)
May 16, 2017

Not enough minions
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Pretty good, but missing a few great Hitler-killing options.
by Dan Dreifort (4 out of 5 stars)
March 28, 2015

Wish there were more ways to kill Hitler. e.g.
- Hang by toenails with ice picks
- Play Miley Cyrus 24/7 in a room with a dull butter knife. Let nature take its course.
- Leave adrift at sea in a shoddy lifeboat filled with salty chum
- Create large spit over active volcano--make a Hitler roast.
- Deliver Hitler to untouched Amazonian tribe as sacrifice offering.
- Help cash-starved zoos--make Hitler-chow--feed to lemurs.
- Speaking of zoos, let him play in a small pen with two male elephants during mating season, after spraying him with pheromones, natch.
- Drop him off at the North Pole in a pink tutu.
- etc.
...Otherwise, a great read.
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People shouldn't make fun of this like its some sick joke
by kristi carlisle (3 out of 5 stars)
December 20, 2017

First off, why is this a thing? Hitler is history and history is already made. This is basically a book mocking Hitler. People shouldn't make fun of this like its some sick joke. On the other hand, there should be more ways to kill Hitler. For example,
-Hang by toenails with ice picks
- Play Miley Cyrus 24/7 in a room with a dull butter knife. Let nature take its course.
- Leave adrift at sea in a shoddy lifeboat filled with salty chum
- Create large spit over active volcano--make a Hitler roast.
- Deliver Hitler to untouched Amazonian tribe as sacrifice offering.
- Help cash-starved zoos--make Hitler-chow--feed to lemurs.
- Speaking of zoos, let him play in a small pen with two male elephants during mating season, after spraying him with pheromones.
- Drop him off at the North Pole in a pink tutu

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