Tha Holy Bibizzle

Product Description

The Bible re-written in gangsta slang.

Read up on life n crucifizzle of Jizzle, creation of tha heavens n tha ghetto, Adam n Eve in tha weed garden of Eden, observing of Puff Puff Passover, Tower of Babel, n mo.

Includes 2 books of old testizzle - Genesizzle n Exodizzle n 1 of new testizzle - Tha Dope News Accordin 2 Matthew.

Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.

Contains strong language.

Top Reviews

garbage
by CVroBT (1 out of 5 stars)
October 7, 2018

I thought this would be a fun novelty gift, but it's written in the laziest way possible. Basically just replaces key words with "brotha" and "weed". Absolutely no creativity or innovation here. This product is not clever or amusing, don't waste your money.
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HILARIOUS
by Aubrey Cannon (5 out of 5 stars)
December 27, 2017

This gift was a hit at my family's White Elephant gift exchange. We all began reading excerpts from it. It's consistent with the actual bible in terms of the progression of events and characters.
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Creative
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
January 20, 2018

It was a present and they loved it! Definitely for someone who has a particular type of humor and approach to religion.
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This was a hit at my dirty Santa party with friends
by DC (5 out of 5 stars)
January 11, 2018

This was a hit at my dirty Santa party with friends! I read the first chapter and was chuckling the whole time. Great gag gift.
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Five Stars
by Tim Benjamin (5 out of 5 stars)
June 4, 2018

Absolutely the best book to exist, a must read.
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Is Gucci
by Dallas (5 out of 5 stars)
May 9, 2018

Beautiful.
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Five Stars
by Don H (5 out of 5 stars)
May 3, 2017

OMG this is a perfect gag gift for my mom and brothers for Christmas.
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This is great for a gag gift party
by Kimberly (5 out of 5 stars)
March 1, 2018

This is great for a gag gift party. Everyone died laughing when we read the first page. Make sure you have alcohol while reading. It will make the book even funnier!
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She loved it!
by Jamie (5 out of 5 stars)
November 30, 2017

Bought for my mom for her birthday. She loved it!
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Funny, somewhat accurate, and a great gift idea
by Natalie (4 out of 5 stars)
April 6, 2018

It came in perfect condition, it's great for a good laugh and o believe is somewhat in sync with the original version. My only thing I feel like could be improved is that it should be mentioned in the description is that is uses foul language. I personally don't mind but I feel like it could turn a great gift into a terrible one. 8/10

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