Haeyo Mayo, 'eh? Now that looks like an April Fool's joke waiting to happen. It might not even be on purpose. A haircare product packaged in a squeeze bottle that looks exactly like the craft batch stuff my wife buys...

I see your lighting of a citronella candle to keep the mosquitos away, and raise you bathing in the essential oil, rubbing it in soap form all over my body as a skeeter beater for all 2000 of my bug-averse body parts...

OK, this keychain has more like mini handcuffs than true thumbcuffs dangling from it. But as handcuffs they'll only lock over, say, the 2 front legs of a Shih Tzu on the run from ripping off the canine CBD store. And...

I can't decide which direction to go with these SomniFix Mouth Strips: solution for creepy heavy mouth breathers; or solution for anyone who's ever wanted to tape someone else's mouth shut? Stop giving off the serial...

Do you hear the rumble in the Zungle? It's the V2 Viper sunglasses' built-in Vibra bone conduction speakers, sending sound from the arms hooked over your ears, through your face bones, and into to your drums o' hearing...

Oh boy, a pocket-sized crotch shower! Aftercourse Wipes are post-sex wet wipes designed specifically to clean up sensitive areas of your body that have just bumped and grinded with sensitive areas of someone else's. Or...

BAGOBAGO makes this commuter and travel backpack with a super sweet chair(y) on top. The bag has a built-in stool that folds out of its interior, and locks in place over a stable frame strong enough to hold 285 pounds...

You might get sweaty with your sweetie on the regular, but how often to you get sweet with your sweat? Or maybe the better question, albeit way less linguistically clever is: why the salty beads would you ever want to...

Ah, a straight razor for a straight-up warrior...who's also pretty dexterous with a razor. And an axe, for that matter. Magic Ethnics' Warrior Axe Straight Razor is a sight for sore Viking / Celtic / Nordic / gamer /...