Get ready to combat the day ahead of you by energizing yourself with your favorite caffeinated beverage served out of the ninja mug. It features a removable hood koozie, a built-in ninja star coaster, and a deadly stirring sword.
There's no excuse for eating like a savage when venturing into the great outdoors when you bring along these interlocking portable eating utensils. Whether you need a spoon, fork, or knife, this ultra compact package has it all.
Avoid sticky messes all over the kitchen by having the kids and elderly folk serve their drinks using the drink pouring aide. This ultra useful device allows you to serve a heavy gallon size plastic bottle effortlessly with a single finger without spilling a drop.
Settle the score like the mature adult you are by anonymously sending your enemies a bag of edible dicks. Simply provide the shipping address of your boss, an ex-lover, or anyone who has ever wronged you - and the courier will take care of the rest.
Inebriate your taste buds with the delightfully sweet taste of the whiskey filled chocolate bar. Wrapped in gold foil, this Swiss treat delivers a unique combination of good old American bourbon mixed with exquisite milk chocolate that'll satisfy any chocolate lover.
Sweetening your beverage has never been more macabre than with the sugar skull spoon. Made from food-grade stainless steel this custom utensil comes molded in the shape of a spooky skull and is dishwasher safe so you can use it everyday.
Ensure you remain undisturbed while sipping your piping hot cup of Joe by warding people off using the giant STFU coffee mug. The fun novelty quip emblazoned on the front warns others to keep their traps shut while you savor your warm roast.
Ensure your meals are cooked to perfection by preparing your poultry with the Bluetooth kitchen thermometer. Instead of having to constantly check up on your bird, it lets you monitor everything from your phone so you know when it's at just the right point.