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Ditch those heavy straps and give yourself a more natural and nurturing way to carry your newborn by placing your baby inside the Lalabu dad shirt. It comes with a giant front center pouch that is designed to calm your baby and encourage bonding.
Streamline your shaving routine by spreading a nice even layer of shaving cream using this can brush adapter. It fits over the top of any pressure based shaving cream/gel can - keeping your hands foam free while reducing the amount of shaving cream used.
Turn heads anywhere you go by riding around with a big ol' pair of dangling testicles hanging off the back of your seat. The eye-catching design of this bicycle light coupled with the impossibly bright neon pink glow will ensure you get noticed by drivers while riding.
Help maintain a youthful and healthy look without having to dig into your girlfriend's creams by applying Beau Brummell gentlemen's facial mask. It's made with natural activated charcoal that detoxifies the skin by absorbing oils and bacteria from deep within pores.
These men's multi-vitamin gummies make staying in tip top shape simpler and tastier than ever before. Each jar comes filled with ninety savory little gummies packed with a blend of vitamins A, C, D, E, Bs, zinc, and lycopene to keep your masculine body running right.
This fogless shower mirror makes shaving while showering a total breeze. The glass of this compact mirror is designed to never fog and comes with removable silicone adhesive double sided tape so that you can mount it anywhere.
Keep your facial game on check like a true Nordic warrior by mansccaping your mug using this Viking axe straight shaving razor. This awesome straight razor is forged out of tempered steel and is complemented by a handmade beech wood and copper or brass handle.