The Hillary Nutcracker
Product DescriptionIs America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.
- Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton
- Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell
- Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring
- Guaranteedto be the talk of any Party
- Hand wash recommended
Top ReviewsCracks nuts or iPhones with classified info
by Countyline (5 out of 5 stars)
April 8, 2019
Good gift for white elephants. If you have a liberal kook family member the look on their faces will be priceless
Part of a Set
by unkqty (5 out of 5 stars)
June 27, 2014
Got this as a gift for family member. Works well and is great for starting conversations. Recommend purchasing the Bill Corkscrew, as well. Still waiting for a Chelsea-themed item (big mouth ice cream scoop?) to fill out the set.
One of the best gag gifts ever
by C.S. (5 out of 5 stars)
February 21, 2013
Got for a white elephant gift exchange at my grandparents' house this past Christmas, and it was a HUGE hit. So much so that I ended up buying a second one a few days later for my sister's birthday. I was kind of surprised that it actually seems like a legit, good quality nutcracker. It's pretty heavy, so it doesn't appear to be a cheap-o P.O.S., but it's still VERY reasonably priced. I don't think either recipient has used it to crack nuts yet, but I'm sure they'll have no problems when the time comes.
Excellent quality and price
by C. Re-Fowlks (5 out of 5 stars)
February 9, 2016
This was purchased fora die hard Hillary fan for Christmas. Excellent quality and price. This gift brought many smiles to its admires. Hilary was larger than expected. But, I don't think she'll be cracking nuts anytime soon. She's still in the box and more than likely will be a collectors item someday.Very happy with purchase! If you found this review helpful, please click on the yes button. Thanks
Strange, But Interesting.
by Stimpy,Top Contributor: Watches (5 out of 5 stars)
January 31, 2012
I got this as a present for my girlfriend, who for some odd reason collects nutcrackers. She has like 300 of them or something. So, I browsed Amazon and happened upon this Hillary Clinton nutcracker. After a moment of wondering whether this was an appropriate gift for a gal I'm dating ("Exactly what is he trying to tell me here?", I imagined her wondering), I realized this was the most original nutcracker I'd seen during my search. So I got it.
I am happy to say that she loved it, and today it occupies a prominent place in her collection. And it's actually sturdily-built and functional, which not all collectible nutcrackers are.
It comes in a flimsy cardboard box with a cellophane display window, as a doll might be packaged. Not real sturdy, but the package survived shipping just fine because as always Amazon put it in a sturdy cardboard container. So no dings in the product box cardboard or tears in the cellophane.
So, while a Hillary Clinton nutcracker is not something I would normally purchase (after all, Hillary jokes are so passe these days), my ladyfriend liked it and I'm glad I got it for her.
For Hillary Lovers everywhere!
by Melissa E. Penn (5 out of 5 stars)
January 20, 2015
Gave it to Michael Moore for Christmas!
by BrainDoc (5 out of 5 stars)
December 28, 2013
I got this as a gift for a staunch Republican relative and he loves it. It's detailed and durable. He can't wait to show it to his other easily-entertained friends who will also get a kick out of this. Highly entertaining (apparently).
by Topaz (5 out of 5 stars)
July 19, 2018
Had Bill and I wanted Hillary. Trying to keep a sense of humor in these times. This helped.
Unbeatable Price and Reasonable Condition
by John (4 out of 5 stars)
January 14, 2014
I received this Package as a Present for a Relative. The Price could be deemed outstanding compared to the competition, although the bottom of the Package was strangely sticky with an undisclosed Substance. The Box may have accidentally become covered in Sap. I was very satisfied, despite the duration of purchase reception, because the Contents were shipped from an International Territory. I could not rate Product Quality because the Nutcracker is a Gift, which is not for me. I would trust this Distributor, if you are willing to wait a few Weeks for Shipping, with the possibility of increased Savings as an Incentive.
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
December 27, 2007
When I saw that the Hilary Nutcracker was ranked one of the "stupidest" gifts for Christmas 2007, I just had to have one as a gift for my political collector husband. (Of course, I bought it from Amazon, THE most reliable and fair retailer on the Web.) And, since a penchant for "stupid" must surely be genetic, I bought one for my parents, too. Well, since I like and admire Hilary, I do think the whole concept is "stupid," but as a likeness, the figure is nicely done. She has a pretty face and a nice suit and the whole presentation is not too insulting if you keep a sense of humor about the whole thing. The manufacturer could make a nutcracker of me, anytime!
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