Sperm Bank

Product Description

Make your donation. Substantial penalty for early withdraw. The Sperm Bank will be you favorite new place to make your deposits. Designed to look like our favorite little swimmers, the ceramic Sperm Bank makes the perfect gift for anyone wanting put away a little extra every week.

Features

• Makes a great gift for someone that has everything
• Deposits are always welcome
• Ceramic bank

Top Reviews

Cute little dude
by Teena Kennedy (4 out of 5 stars)
February 18, 2014

I bought this as a gift. A bit smaller than I expected (a typical male trait?), but then I didn't really take time to read about it before I purchased. I knew it was what I wanted. I plan to fill it with $1.00 coins as a shower gift. I realize this is appropriate for a limited number of people, but it is the perfect gift for my intentions. I just wish so much that it didn't have those eyes!
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... joke (because we have a relationship based on a great sense of humor and we have fun)
by Katie (4 out of 5 stars)
November 30, 2015

Bought it as a gift for my sister and her girlfriend as a Christmas gag joke (because we have a relationship based on a great sense of humor and we have fun). They thought it was pretty funny, so the gift was a success.

It's pretty small, but she uses it.
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me many years ago
by David C. Maclean (5 out of 5 stars)
May 30, 2015

always provides me with a smile as I drop my dimes in the slot...it is an exact duplicate of me as I was many years ago.
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the girl I gifted it to loved it.
by Emily (4 out of 5 stars)
January 5, 2015

Way smaller than expected, just be advised. Would hold maybe 25 quarters. Still cute & novelty, the girl I gifted it to loved it.
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Fantastic Gift! 1 Thing to Point out However....
by apodem (5 out of 5 stars)
February 16, 2014

The dimensions provided are the dimensions of the BOX that the bank comes in. The bank itself is a bit smaller, around 5 inches (can't measure the gift because it isn't in my possession anymore) long and not the 7 or so as described. Height and width are pretty accurate to the banks actual dimensions.

On the plus side, it is freaking adorable!
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Five Stars
by jennifer (5 out of 5 stars)
April 4, 2015

So funny this is my sisters easter gift its so awesome
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I bought three of these as door prizes as I ...
by Health First (5 out of 5 stars)
August 13, 2014

I bought three of these as door prizes as I am a sexuality educator. The have provided much laughter as a novelty item. Well made.
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Time Saver !!
by Michael Waldron (5 out of 5 stars)
October 18, 2015

It's great now i never need to go to the hospital to save my Sperm sample i just shoot it in the bank and save it for when I'm ready to have Kid's Great Value & Time Saver !!!
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Five Stars
by Mike (5 out of 5 stars)
December 4, 2014

Fun thing to have
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Five Stars
by Sally (5 out of 5 stars)
March 3, 2015

Best gift for a lesbian couple waiting to get that sperm donation!!
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Two Stars
by Kristen Rauschenberg (2 out of 5 stars)
January 11, 2015

Just wasn't what I had in mind kinda looked cheesy

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