Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer

Product Description

The #1 After-genital contact hand sanitizer. [Read more]

Features

• Best Gag gift for that hard to buy for person

Top Reviews

It seems like people touch their genitalia quite often
by Aaron Patterson (5 out of 5 stars)
January 8, 2019

I got to say, I kept this bottle with me at all times till it ran out and you wouldn't believe how many people asked for a squirt! I had to have had at least 8 people a day asking for a squirt and NONE of them denied that they had touched their genitalia! My coworker Kurt asked for a squirt and I didn't even see him go to the bathroom before.. which leads me to believe that Kurt touches his genitalia at his desk.. I don't interact with Kurt much these nor do I even dare go near his desk. Be careful, you learn a lot with a bottle of this stuff.
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Love this, great idea!!
by Katee Adams (5 out of 5 stars)
December 30, 2016

Package came on time, wrapped very well. No damage at all.. happy with this purchase! There are many different bottle labels to choose from, a little on the expensive side but worth it for the novelty. It came just as advertised.

I bought these bottles as gag gifts for stockings in my house. My 2 younger boys both got a "Thanks For Scooping My Poop" and my teen and guy got "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals".

My younger kids always need that reminder to wash hands after cleaning the cat box, and lets face it, these older guys need frequent reminders about hands being in their pants "adjusting" themselves. This was an awesome reminder for everyone!

The sanitizer itself is a plain, generic sanitizer. Works like it should. The bottle is awesome and can/will be refilled with a larger bottle I will buy at the drugstore so the bottles can be around keeping germs at bay for a long time to come!

I will be buying a few more bottles as cute gag gifts, and am going to choose one for myself to carry around in my purse. Nothing like offering for someone to use some sanitizer and watching their face when they see the bottles! Definitely recommend this!
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For those who worry......
by SomeGuy (5 out of 5 stars)
December 31, 2017

I purchased this for my sister (a prolific hand washer) and she loved it. This is her fear, touching the hands of someone who maybe just touched their genitals, someone who maybe forgot to wash their hands after using the restroom, someone whose hand hygiene just doesn't meet the standards of today's sterile hand population. I'm sure this water-less soap will be used up in a week, but she got a good laugh and appreciated this joke gift still had a purpose.
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so this product is perfect for me
by Roby (4 out of 5 stars)
December 14, 2016

OK, so...I didn't quite notice the past tense in the title: touchED. I thought it was "Maybe You Touch Your Genitals", so I thought "HM...I touch my genitals often, so this product is perfect for me." I didn't realize that it was designed to be used AFTER you touch your genitals, not before or during. I guess I can chalk this one up as a learning experience, but be warned, this is not a personal lubricant as the picture of the sexy Asian woman would lead you to believe. Apparently, it is for washing up after you touch your genitals, but that seems silly to me because usually when I touch my genitals, I am already in the shower after an unsuccessful date. All in all, I suppose it does what it is supposed to, but I only gave it 4 stars because of the deceptive advertising.

Edit: I was trying to be thorough with my review and I posted photos of me using the product, but they were taken down for some reason. Sorry
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Keep it clean, folks
by GirlScoutDad (5 out of 5 stars)
March 2, 2019

Definitely a multi-purpose hand sanitizer that is portable, pragmatic, and purifying. Versatile and good for many more scenarios that the product title would imply. A life-saver for that special OCD person in your life.
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Fun gag gift
by Juanita Hammel (5 out of 5 stars)
July 19, 2018

I bought these for gift bags for all my friends that went on a trip with me for my 50th bday in Vegas. It worked out perfect. My friends have actually used these in their homes for guests. lol You just never know.
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Great gag gift!
by Too Handy for my own Good (5 out of 5 stars)
December 26, 2018

This was the hit of the Christmas party white elephant exchange! Led to uproarious laughter all around. Totally worth the price.
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Fantastic
by GoodNoodle (5 out of 5 stars)
November 12, 2012

This is a fantastic gag gift. Shipped very quickly, and as described and pictured. Cannot WAIT to give this to my sister in law for Christmas. The ONLY thing that would have made it better would be some additional humor on the back of the package. It's just blahblahblah normal stuff. Although it did say at the bottom "Smells like innocence" which was good for a chuckle. In any case, this is a nice pocket size bottle of hand sanitizer to carry around and get some laughs out of. "Maybe you Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer" could possibly be my best purchase of 2012.
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Awesome
by Georgia (5 out of 5 stars)
May 8, 2017

I still can't keep from laughing. Our family has a white elephant gift exchange at Christmas. Can't wait. Thanks so much.
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I have a feeling this present will be passive aggressive ...
by Krystal Katsouleris (5 out of 5 stars)
December 9, 2017

I have a feeling this present will be passive aggressive enough to either piss my mother off on the most peaceful of all days, or actually make her laugh once she puts her reading glasses on. But that's not Blue Q's problem.

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