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Product Description
"as seen on front label"....ACME LEFT-HANDED WIDGET CORPORATION....ASSHOLE REPELLENT....GUARANTEED TO REPEL A COMPLETE TOTAL REPULSIVE ASSHOLE....Directions....When an Asshole is detected, aim atomizer at the Asshole and spray for one second....Chronic cases of being an Asshole may require the triple flubberblast (three short sprays)."as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s a mere sassy display that displaces cause and effect over and over again. The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift. Comes completely assembled. Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper, never had a can of Asshole Repellent. So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!! NOTE: PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT
Features
- PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT! *RECIPIENT OF THE 2011 "ULTIMATE GAG GIFT PRODUCT " AWARD !!
- RECEIVED 2013 " PURCHASING MANAGERS TRADE ASSOCIATION " AWARD !!
- VOTED 2012 "MOST POPULAR RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES ASSN." AWARD !!
- RECOGNIZED 2012 "MOST PRACTICAL UNION EMPLOYEE SERVER"AWARD!!
- WINNER OF THE 2013 "RETAIL ASSOCIATION MEMBERS" AWARD !!
Top Reviews
Spray the Pray Awayby George Takei (4 out of 5 stars)
June 7, 2013
While this product may not have the same debilitating effect of pepper spraying someone right in the face (Lt. John Pike, you're now a meme, congratulations), this powerfully ironic tool can render the same outcome through a mere sassy display.
For example, the last time Senator Rick Santorum was shouting Bible verses through my bedroom window, I merely sauntered over, withdrew the can from my nightie, and held it up at eye-level. "What is THAT?!" he bellowed. "A&@hole repellant," I said, calmly displaying the clearly marked label. "Don't worry, it won't kill you. I've got it set to STUN-NING!!!!"
Also makes a great Father's Day gift for the dad who has everything and wants to keep it that way. Just don't be upset if he sprays it on groups of small children. "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
I don't get it!?
by Michael R. Hudson (1 out of 5 stars)
June 7, 2013
I don't understand how this is supposed to work! Every time I finish yelling at some idiot and go to spray them with this can it sprays me in the face!? What am I doing wrong? Is there even customer service for this product?
Lots of good luck in one little can.
by Steve (5 out of 5 stars)
November 5, 2013
The canister I received had a red lid (not white as pictured). So it was extra effective in repelling those irritating people who make life so miserable. The effect isn't unlike spraying roaches - the people you spray directly just drop to the floor and spin about laughing, trying to catch their breath. Then they don't bother you any more. I don't know what's in it, but it works like a charm! The odor is pleasant - which is better than most carcinogens, anti-clotting agents, and chemicals from under the sink. I should know - I've tried them all. And just last week my mother-in-law was admitted to a maximum security twilight home for the terminally bewildered. So it's more effective than just where you spray it. This is like good luck in a can. After spraying, I picked up the newspapers to read Miranda Kerr has separated with her husband. Wow! I can't believe how effective this is. Your own results will vary, but I am certain you will be smiling after reading the instructions. And it's silent - you can't hear it being sprayed. Great for secretly repelling the worst company imaginable. I can't wait until the same distributor cures erectile dysfunction for men. 10/10.
Endless Laughs - The Perfect Solution!!
by Chris Cali (5 out of 5 stars)
August 15, 2013
This can of @$&@ole Repellent gives endless comic relief to ANY situation.
As the dawn of understanding crosses his/her face, you too will get another
chuckle, over and over again with each new 'victim'!! Originally purchased
as an anonymous gag birthday gift, I have since ordered more... you can't
have enough cans around the office! Sellers are delightful to deal with
too, even mailing my gift to another country! P.S. The can is empty/fake.
It's all about the label. Buy with confidence.
Terrific
by Clay Gladura (5 out of 5 stars)
December 11, 2013
This is a great little thing. It is a little smaller than I thought it would be, but it doesn't really matter because it's just a gag gift. The can obviously doesn't actually contain anything, because shipping pressurized air is illegal, but again, it's a gag gift. As for shipping, I got my package a day earlier than expected and I received a very nice hand written letter from the sellers. Overall this is probably the most pleasant purchase I have ever made online.
An everyday neccessity!
by Erin I. Stewart (5 out of 5 stars)
August 18, 2013
Absolutely hilarious and fun. Now if only this novelty was a real repellent product! Empty real spray can w/ LOL labeling, comes w/ a removable cap and a working spray nozzle that can be pressed lightly down. You can have a lot of fun making your own "spray" noises and pointing it around, or just have it sitting out for a cheeky decoration. A great and affordable gift idea too!
Waste of money
by P. Brennan (1 out of 5 stars)
November 3, 2016
I thought there would at least be canned air in this. It is just an empty can. You could make this yourself on your computer for a dollar. Don't waste your money.
nice but the can is empty
by DDguy (4 out of 5 stars)
July 8, 2017
nice but the can is empty, would be cooler if it had at least some air in it or even just weight so it doesnt feel so light
Great novelty!
by T. Wright (5 out of 5 stars)
April 7, 2016
Funny novelty. Gets laughs from everyone who sees it! I especially love how the nozzle is turned so the "recipient" can read the front of the can! EXCELLENT customer service!
PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS
by Campbell (5 out of 5 stars)
August 24, 2013
This can of fun is perfect to have handy - because you know you're gonna need it several times a day.
The label is hilarious.......explaining the uses in a serious manner. This would be great to give friends, co-workers and family members. It's the perfect gag gift.
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