Product DescriptionFor the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over. Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5 inch wide on top and is 4.5 inch long. Infinitely reUSAble, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (medical grade double-sided tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is 100 percent polyester faux fur. Kitty Carpet is perfect for bachelorette parties, moustache-loving hipsters, and white elephant gifts, too. Contains - 1 carpet and 24 pieces of tape Color - Michael Jackson's Hair (Black). Measures - 4 1/2 inch x 3 1/2 inch x 1/5 inch (11.5 x 9 x 0.5 cm)
- USEFUL: Cover up botched brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays
- 7 FUN COLORS: Choose from blonde, pink or black, red heart, green shamrock, Christmas tree green or Hanukkah bush blue- or collect them all!
- CUSTOMIZABLE: Cut to any size or shape
- REUSABLE: Reusable with FDA approved USA-made adhesive strips
- GREAT GAG GIFT: Perfect for joke gifts, white elephant or bachelorette parties
Top ReviewsOne Star
by Emma (1 out of 5 stars)
July 11, 2015
Terrible. A cut out piece of fabric not at all resembling hair
Perfect gag gift
by JBoyle (5 out of 5 stars)
January 10, 2018
I got this simply for a gag gift and it served its purpose. Not sure if it actually will get used though. It is made of a cheap material and I'm pretty sure I could have made this myself for way less money. It does come with tape to hold it in place but there is no way it would hold. Very funny "Merkin" gag gift!
Perfect gag gift
by Melanie C (5 out of 5 stars)
April 27, 2019
Hilarious bachelorette party gift. They also have these in blonde and Christmas tree design - next on the gag gift list!
Cheap but got a laugh
by Raquel Frisch (3 out of 5 stars)
July 19, 2016
Got this for a joke...Although never intended to be used seriously, the product fell apart immediately. Cheaply made. However, the packaging is cute and it got a good laugh so mission accomplished.
by Michelle Knifong (5 out of 5 stars)
August 13, 2018
This was so much fun!! I put it on the front of skin colored underwear as a prank!
Good product for the $
by Richard M. (5 out of 5 stars)
January 7, 2019
Made for an interesting Halloween costume!
Excellent white elephant gift
by A. Watkins (5 out of 5 stars)
May 4, 2017
Hilarious. Excellent white elephant gift...although a guy got it and was very confused :(
... ordered these as a gag gift and the recipient loved them!
by Michele McTeague (5 out of 5 stars)
August 23, 2018
We ordered these as a gag gift and the recipient loved them!
by Melvina Lay (5 out of 5 stars)
May 12, 2016
I LOVE THIS ...BUT COULD BE WIDER AT THE TOP!!
Good for a gag gift but not for actual use
by LeaLib (2 out of 5 stars)
June 2, 2015
It's just a piece of fluffy pink fabric packaged with double sided tape. Probaby $.10 to manufacture-- not worth the price. Good for a gag gift, but I couldn't imagine ever using it.
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