Sardine Can o' Zombie Apocalypse Survival

Product Description

Well I for one would much rather open up a sardine can to find a Zombie Apocalypse survival kit containing 25 items for use in fending solo in the face of the end of days than a malodorous row of actual sardines. This... [Read more]

Features

• *compass
• *whistle
• *matches
• *first aid instructions
• *razor blade

Top Reviews

Works great as a preventive kit
by Meghan M. Mcguire (5 out of 5 stars)
January 15, 2014

Since purchasing these kits( for myself, friends, and family), I have seen a marked decline in obsessive worrying about a zombie apocalypse. Just knowing that I have provided my loved ones with the tools to annihilate any walking dead, allows me to sleep at night with only 2 loaded m-16 rifles leaning near my front door (and NO grenade launchers). My children take this little survival kit with them as they scamper off to school, comforted in the knowledge that THEY will not be the unlucky few that are used as zombie appetizers.

THANKS, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL KIT IN A SARDINE CAN!

eagerly awaiting the release of the werewolf/vampire hybrid survival kit.....will load up the grenade launchers just in case....
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Funny gift!
by RoyalRose (4 out of 5 stars)
February 23, 2013

Bought as a gift for my brother who never shows any kind of emotion when receiving a gift. He actually cracked a smile and said that it was neat, all these little things crammed in a tiny sardine can. It was worth the price to make someone smile!
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Cute gag gift with practical use
by Brigid R (5 out of 5 stars)
December 10, 2015

I bought this as a cute gag gift for someone and it turns out they love it. It actually has a lot of useful stuff so this person keeps it in his car as an emergency kit. He even is buying one for his house and others for the rest of his family. As for its ability to allow you to survive the Zombie apocalypse I won't know till that hits but as a general emergency kit A+

And it makes for a hilarious gag gift for your Zombie paranoid friends.
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Cute gift
by MamaFields (5 out of 5 stars)
December 23, 2016

I bought this as a gag gift for my husband a year ago because he's always talking about the Zombie Apocalypse. I thought he would find it humorous but he still hasn't opened it because he says he may actually need to use it one day. LOL I guess he's more serious about it than I thought. I don't even know what's inside but hopefully we won't ever need to find out. :)
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most important survival tool youll ever need
by STLMikey81 (5 out of 5 stars)
January 20, 2015

Great novelty item for those you know who worry about zombies. Included whistle alerts zombies to your location.. use the razor blade to saw their heads off. When you get tired of zombie slaughtering, eat the energy cube. Use compass to locate next large city and return to the battle.
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These cans are cute and will make great stocking stuffers for my Walking Dead loving adult children
by Stacia Swisher (4 out of 5 stars)
November 8, 2016

These cans are cute and will make great stocking stuffers for my Walking Dead loving adult children. I would definitely order them again IF they arrived in better shape! The bag the company used to mail them didn't provide any protection and two of the tins arrived slightly dented and all of them the tops of the paper (on the sealed bag) were torn.
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FOR REAL, EVERYHTING IS IN THIS TIN.
by Amazon Fan (5 out of 5 stars)
July 20, 2015

Everything stated ON the can is IN the can. Excellent gift for real. A joke, or for sending your new 16 year old driver down the road. Or for someones first camping outing (that would be hilarious) It even includes a tiny pamphlet of what all these tiny things can be used for. I am fully equipped for the zombies now. My 16 yr old son feels safer too. EVERYTHING IS IN THE TIN. NO JOKE.
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Great novelty gift for zombie groupies...
by Peter Black (4 out of 5 stars)
September 14, 2014

Read some reviews complaining about the cost, not being fit for purpose etc. Guess some folks have already had that bit of the brain that deals with fun already eaten away by zombies. Bought mine for the missis to show how much I care about her welfare in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse, and it seemed to go down well. Can't give it 5 stars yet, as it hasn't been tested in combat. Come the zombie apocalypse, I'll take some time off, between offing zombies, to find a convenient wifi spot so I can update my review..............
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Great gift for the Zombie fan!
by Jackie (5 out of 5 stars)
January 14, 2014

I received this as a gift from my parents. They always say I'm nuts for preparing a survival bag or bug out bag. I'm a HUGE Zombie horror fan & when they handed me this I loved it! I refuse to open is so I'm going to get one myself & open that one. So I can only give an opinion on the can it's self. I LOVED IT! Looks great with the rest of my Zombie Collection!
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TUCK ONE IN YOUR CAMPING GEAR...YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
by JustBev (5 out of 5 stars)
November 3, 2013

I bought this for my The Walking Dead fan-son. It lists everything you need to survive any isolating catastrophe. It may have been created in jest, but it does have a practical side to it. You will hate to open it, though, as it is packaged so creatively. I may need to order another so we can save one and open the other. Totally cool!

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