Shittens

Product Description

If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this: No one wants poop on their hands.

And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a number one "and a half", requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever's laying around? Enough is enough!

With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.

Great for:
Stocking Stuffer
Gag Gift
Christmas Gag Gift
Secret Santa Gift
White Elephant Gift

Please leave your comments, opinions, experiences about the Shittens in the Customer Reviews section below.

Features

• SHITTENS 20 COUNT GIVES YOU 2 INDIVIDUAL PACKS OF 10
• THE ULTIMATE WET WIPE: If there's one universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: no one wants poop on their hands. We’re the first mitten shaped wet wipes that protect your hands while cleaning posteriors.
• WHO NEEDS IT: Anyone who poops. Or is around poop. Additionally, anyone who has a small child, a fur baby, or a grandpa. Shittens are a lifesaver for elderly adults, for a shower-on-the-go (after the gym or on the “walk of shame”), and on that camping trip. How many times has your dog's "number two" been closer to a “number one and a half"? Enough is enough! When you REALLY need a Shitten, nothing else will do(o).
• WE’RE THE SH*T: Shittens are made in the USA, eco-friendly, hypoallergenic and fragrance-free. Feel good about using Shittens to wipe your babies, pets and adults. Everybutty loves a cool, clean Shitten!
• HOW TO: After using it, make a fist. With your other hand, grab the bottom edge of the Shitten on the back of your hand and pull it up & over, creating an inside out "Shitten Ball" for easy disposal. Like all wet wipes, Shittens shouldn’t be flushed down the toilet (and seriously, a Shitten Ball is FAR less gross in your trash can than a used square wet wipe).

Top Reviews

So, these actually work....
by Han Z (5 out of 5 stars)
August 14, 2018

I'm kind of annoyed by how well these work for actual kid butt cleaning. At $20 a package I'm embarrassed to be purchasing a second package of these since the first was purchased as a joke to my husband. But here we are. Take my money.
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More like a 40 pack!
by Jared Christopher Bauer (5 out of 5 stars)
November 15, 2017

It's really a 40-pack if you back hand!
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After a few trials and tribulations with the "s***ten" I ...
by Justin P. (5 out of 5 stars)
December 27, 2016

After a few trials and tribulations with the "s***ten" I have found it to be a very durable product. Both Forward/Reverse and lateral wipes with the mitten achieve desirable results. Its durability stands up to even the most abrasive medias such as corn and oats. The amount of wiping area is also impressive, it allows the user to not only have detailed action with the finger tips but also utilize the anterior and posterior faces of the mitten for wiping. Of course all of this is subject the wrist flexibility of the user.
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Practical for reluctant butt wipers
by Bibliophile RN (5 out of 5 stars)
December 15, 2018

Do you have kids? Well I do, and kids just hate wiping their butts!! I have found this mitten to be my favorite butt wipe of all time. It cleans well, covers their hand well, and can be reversed. OK on sensitive skin even! I know it's a gag gift, but I for one am grateful and a return customer. Better the mitten than me wiping!
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Very funny gag gift but actually VERY well-made sturdy product
by Justin Hendrix (5 out of 5 stars)
January 4, 2019

We bought this as a gag gift and our friend laughed until he cried. Upon opening them, we discovered they are very heavy-duty and would work really well for nasty messes.
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Shittens are great but Sholves are a bit better.
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
March 15, 2017

The best mitten shaped wipe I have ever seen. The only better product that is similar was Shloves, a glove shaped wipe.
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It's a wonderful product, I just wish It were a bit larger
by Cathy (3 out of 5 stars)
May 19, 2019

The product is very soft.

But, if it is made for an adult,why is it so darn short?

I needed it after having rotator cuff surgery on my right side, I am a woman and it barely fit MY hand. It felt extremely awkward to use, because the thumb opening wasn't in the "correct place" it felt too low because it was too short.

I don't believe that a man could use this. In my opinion, it would not go up to a mans wrist.

It's a wonderful product!!!!!!

I just wish it were a bit larger.
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I like that it covers the whole hand
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
June 24, 2018

These are terrific. I like the size and shape of the hand. I like the thickness. They are plenty moist and smell nice. I like that it covers the whole hand. Great resealable bag.
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Seems like a great idea, but not flushable, what's the point?
by Michael (1 out of 5 stars)
August 29, 2019

Ordered these for my handicapped friend who can't feel his hands and always drops the toilet paper. Only to find out it's not even flushable, it's "disposable" (what ISN'T "disposable?). Like who's going to wipe their butt, and then throw a poop covered wipe in the trash? Seriously. I'd give this product 5 stars if only it was flushable.
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Great as novelty
by Frances Pleines (4 out of 5 stars)
December 29, 2018

Cute. funny, and functional. A bit high in price though given the package size vs regular wipes. Great as novelty.

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