Tactical Laser Guided Pizza Cutter

Product Description

Ensure you distribute that delicious and cheesy pie equally among all your friends with the tactical laser guided pizza cutter. This state-of-the-art slicer ... [Read more]

Top Reviews

Five Stars
by Gabi (5 out of 5 stars)
March 4, 2015

Real deal! Came in sealed in the original packaging in brand spanking new conditions!!!
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Everyone should have one!!
by Jatz1 (5 out of 5 stars)
February 4, 2015

This thing is nothing short of awesome. The overall quality is excellent and it very heavy duty. The fact that you can remove the laser nice for cleaning purposes.
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Five Stars
by Johncv66 (5 out of 5 stars)
April 13, 2015

awesome
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I can't begin to say enough about this product.
by Lawrence (4 out of 5 stars)
December 26, 2013

I've been using this to cut everything! Its fantastic. After I broke my first pizza cutter because I pressed too hard while trying to cut a deeper dish pizza, i was relegated to using a meat cleaver to cut my pizza. It came in handy and made for great Facebook pictures, but I knew that I'd only be able to impress friends for so long. I knew that I needed something fancy and electronic-y to cut my pizzas with. Since getting this product, I've been able to cut so many more foods other than just pizzas. I've even cut the cheese.

I do have a couple of suggestions though. The reason that I gave this product a 4-star is because it falls short in advanced features. Why does this not have an odometer? I'm a bachelor and I'd like to know how many miles of pizzas I'm eating yearly. I'd also like to see a bit more power from the laser. One pet peeve of mine is pepperoni pizza; this cutter smushes the pepperonis between two slices of pizza and sometimes I'm not sure which slice gets which part of the split pepperoni. My suggestion to the manufacturer is to pump up the power of the laser so that THE LASER cuts the pizza! I'll surely be the first to buy that improved product!
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Five Stars
by Nedra P. Gillette (5 out of 5 stars)
January 29, 2016

It was my grandson's favorite Christmas gift!
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The Pizza War is over!!!
by PenguinMan (5 out of 5 stars)
February 27, 2015

Your pizza doesn't stand a chance against the Tactical-Laser Guided Pizza Cutter. The war against unevenly cut pizza slices is over, and humans and their superior machines are the victors. The Tactical-Laser Guided Pizza Cutter performs the task that lasers were meant to do-slice pizza. Cut your pizza into a pie chart, or a grid, or a grid within a pie chart. It doesn't matter how you cut it because you now have complete dominion over your pizza and you can cut it however you wish. WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW, PIZZA? WHO IS YOUR DADDY?

Warning: Do not use the Tactical-Laser Guided Pizza Cutter to cut pizza in the presence of cats.
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It is a gift and the person will love it!
by Stephanie P. (5 out of 5 stars)
December 23, 2014

Exactly what it says it is! It is a gift and the person will love it!
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... this pizza cutter my pizza cutting accuracy became exponentially better. No more rainbow cuts fo
by Steven Boss (5 out of 5 stars)
February 25, 2015

After purchasing this pizza cutter my pizza cutting accuracy became exponentially better. No more rainbow cuts for me! In fact I became so good with my new lazer guided pizza slicing device that I was offered a part in American Sniper 2: Stuffed Crust Terrorist. It's a movie about a sniper (myself) and his pizza cutter of justice on a mission to hunt down the newest, greasiest threat to freedom. A rogue jihadist stuffed crust pizza. Look for it in 2016!

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