Jesus Toaster

Product Description

Breakfast 8:16 - Peter saideth onto Joseph, prepare thy pre-lunch meal making useth of the Jesus toaster to feast on thy daily toast. Each toast is graced ... [Read more]

Features

• Don't Get Toasted without One!
• Creates Jesus on Toast during the Great Toasting
• Smite Your Breakfast
• The New Jesus Toaster

Top Reviews

Looks like Osama Bin Laden
by Spencer in Seattle (5 out of 5 stars)
March 11, 2015

Kind of looks like Osama Bin Laden, but I guess photorealism is too much to ask for in the realm of toast.
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Looks like it might work!
by Dr. Coffee (5 out of 5 stars)
December 13, 2014

My wife got the package this morning, while I was in the shower. She's not here anymore! I've got some bread in it now and it should be popping up any minut
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Terrible. Imagine my disappointment when my toast popped up ...
by Anonymous (1 out of 5 stars)
October 9, 2014

Terrible. Imagine my disappointment when my toast popped up and instead of seeing a charred image of Jesus, there was only a distorted mark that vaguely resembled the fat guy in the 'Hangover' films with a slightly abnormal suntan. It's very upsetting and I'm now questioning the entire validity of religion. In a leap of faith, I crammed five loaves of bread into the toaster and called on Jesus to perform his 'Feeding of the 5,000' miracle. I waited beside my toaster for six days and nothing happened. My wife and I are denouncing Christianity and enjoying a new kind of breakfast experience with our Charles Darwin Omelette Maker.
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Four Stars
by EthanPDX (4 out of 5 stars)
October 8, 2014

It must work since nobody has remained behind to write a review
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My co-worker bought this for the break room So far ...
by Bibliophile (4 out of 5 stars)
January 15, 2015

My co-worker bought this for the break room So far we have 20 new openings. I'm eyeing my boss' position so i gave him some bread to toast. I expect my promotion should should be coming through any time now.
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You know you're a hopeless sinner if your toaster gets ...
by A. Walsh (1 out of 5 stars)
June 15, 2015

You know you're a hopeless sinner if your toaster gets raptured up and you're left behind, trying to toast your english muffins with your crack lighter.

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