Coffee Bukkake

Product Description

Coffee Bukkake is spewing fantasies all over the place! Our stuff may be warm on your face, but it is tasty in your mouth. Featuring a specialty blended coffee with a superb maple-spice flavor and a taste of Caribbean rum, this coffee will get you down on your knees, looking up and saying "More, More, More!" So go ahead, make a pot full, then get a mouthful!

Features

• Flavored with maple and spice with a hint of Caribbean rum
• Fresh wholebean roasted then ground locally in small batches
• Smooth, unique flavor
• As our slogan reads; Go ahead get some in your mouth

Top Reviews

A face-full of elation
by Dorothy Miller (5 out of 5 stars)
July 28, 2016

I'm a big fan of dark roast coffees and found this beautiful specimen of a flavored dark roast coffee while searching for such coffee. Coffee Bitch Slap did a great job with shipping- for those who might be embarrassed by the labeling, the coffee arrives in a black bag. When I opened the bag, I was overcome by the most pleasurable aromas and noticed my body begin to gently quiver in anticipation at what was about to come. The tension quickly escalated as this glorious, caffeinated nectar percolated and continued to send forth its intoxicating scents. The moment finally arrived and I couldn't be more ready. I poured the Coffee Bukkake into the gaping mouth of my cup and gently teased it with soft, cool blows. Unable to wait any longer, I brought the lip of the mug up to my mouth and was immediately immersed in warmth and visions of unicorns dancing joyously on gatherings of fluffy clouds to a fanfare of triumphant horns. I came up gasping, eyes wide from the overwhelming exhilaration produced from what turned into a large mouthful of pure ecstasy. I hastily guzzled down the rest of this gratifying liquid and again experienced pure invigoration and blissful euphoria. Since this incredibly sensual experience, I have found myself to be completely and inexorably addicted to the captivating and alluring taste of Coffee Bukkake. Without a doubt, I will forever be begging for more.
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Love the flavor
by Michelle nesbit (4 out of 5 stars)
January 19, 2018

I bought this coffee for myself and as a gift just because of the name. You do need to add a little more than you would normally add for coffee but the flavor is amazing. I love it. I brew it in a French press.
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Do not be afraid to get this in your mouth!
by Antonio (5 out of 5 stars)
February 9, 2016

This is one of the best coffees I've had in quite a long time. I originally purchased this simply for the name and the great marketing, but I will definitely be buying this again for the flavor. Very smooth and not overly strong.

Do not be afraid to get this in your mouth!!
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Great taste and amazing smell
by Susan (4 out of 5 stars)
January 17, 2016

My husband and I really enjoy the smell and taste of this coffee. The only thing it's missing is more of the rum flavor. I would buy it again if the price were much less. I think it's a little more costly than what I would consider paying again, but it is definitely enjoyable to drink.
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Expired
by robyn lambert (1 out of 5 stars)
July 14, 2018

Just received my coffee today 7/14/18. Notice the expiration date in the picture. This was a gift that I was going to give today.
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Weak Coffee
by Wiletra Burwell (3 out of 5 stars)
August 11, 2017

The flavor is OK an and it smells divine, but it was incredibly weak. With a name like Coffee Bukkake, I was expecting a much more bold flavor
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Four Stars
by sderock (4 out of 5 stars)
January 15, 2018

Funny gag gift. But they should bring that price down a hair.
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Messy
by Deej Swee (5 out of 5 stars)
March 6, 2018

It sprays on my face.

Maybe I'm not using it right?

Tasty tho...
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Great tasting coffee.
by rmb92585 (5 out of 5 stars)
April 10, 2017

Great tasting coffee, I brewed it using a cold brew system and got others hooked on it after that.
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Five Stars
by strictlyme (5 out of 5 stars)
February 28, 2018

Wonderful coffee. Enjoy every sip!!

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