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Product Description
The NoPhone is a fake phone for people who are addicted to real phones. As seen on ABC's Shark Tank, the NoPhone offers the only true alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact.
Features
- No screen.
- No data plan.
- No battery.
- No charger.
- No phone.
Top Reviews
Love it!by phillypastor (5 out of 5 stars)
May 26, 2018
This is the best product I have ever bought! The look on people's faces when I yell "Son of a bitch!" and hurl it at the wall or the floor is worth every penny paid for it.
This device is so horrible. It did not come with a charger
by Sheila (5 out of 5 stars)
July 7, 2018
This device is so horrible. It did not come with a charger, headphones, or a sticker like my iPhone does. The screen washes out in bright light and not visible in a dark room. I keep rotating it looking for the headphone jack and found myself rotating it for hours like a fidget spinner...well that is kind of fun though. It does seem to be waterproof though. I keep dropping it in the toilet when I am looking for the headphone jack.
For this abysmal device, I am giving it five 1 star ratings.
I got a bulk deal and bought 30 of these ...
by Kevin Cook (5 out of 5 stars)
May 23, 2018
I got a bulk deal and bought 30 of these for my college students. Now when my students enter my class they temporarily exchange their real phone for a nophone. I've seen test scores increase and 65% more participation. Go Nophone! I'm hoping for another device to increase attention span.
Five Stars
by Jeffery Maxwell (5 out of 5 stars)
May 28, 2016
Probably the only thing I've purchased in the last 10 years that is exactly as advertised.
Kind of worked
by Amazon Customer (3 out of 5 stars)
December 24, 2015
Now I'm addicted to rectangles.
I love my NoPhone
by Rick (5 out of 5 stars)
July 11, 2018
I love my NoPhone. This is the first thing I ever owned that was truly worthless. Somehow that seems special to me. Just think, if someone breaks into my house, the NoPhone may be the only thing left behind. It fits perfectly in a new phone case. Sharp looking and not one button sticks. My most worthless possession has become "my precious"!
Fixed all my social problems
by Zach the savage (5 out of 5 stars)
January 26, 2016
I am very poor and can't afford a real phone so when I want to avoid a conversation or avoid eye contact I can just stare blankly at this device and watch all social pressure go away
iPhone therapy
by Arnold B. Kanter (5 out of 5 stars)
October 4, 2017
Funny, but more than that, it's weaned me from carrying and looking at my iphone constantly.
For that reason, I'm out.
by Brian T. Miller (2 out of 5 stars)
April 11, 2016
"There's only one thing I hate more than people staring at their phones, it's patents on a dumb product"-Cube's
The NoCamera is amazing!
by Marty (5 out of 5 stars)
January 10, 2019
Attached is a picture I took just five minutes ago!
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