The Automatic Blowjob Machine

Product Description

The future of the human race is in big trouble now that automatic blowjob machines exist. It features a powerful motor, 3 rows of beads, and a triple gripping mechanism that'll produce eruptions so powerful you'll never want to go on another date eve

Top Reviews

Expensive piece of trash. DO NOT BUY.
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
February 7, 2019

I wish i had never bought this product. The feeling is so faint and not at all realistic. The unit is large and clumsy to use and the internal beads do not have enough tension to apply any realistic pressure. The oral artwork is very poor and is not in the least bit exciting which only adds to the overwhelming complete disappointment when you try to use the device. I will never again buy a product from this company. Two thumbs down.
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Product doesn't perform as advertised. Suggest avoiding.
by Kevin D. (2 out of 5 stars)
March 16, 2019

This review is for the Autoblow 2+ XT.

Though I have used a variety of high end sex and BDSM toys over the years, the Autoblow 2+ XT with B sleeve is the first masturbator I have ever purchased. Due to joint pain in my thumbs, this product being advertised as a solution that would allow for pleasant "hands-off" masturbation seemed like a potential godsend.

Alas, I don't think I've ever written to complain to a manufacturer about a product the day I purchased something, but I also haven't purchased an item for $150 that a retailer won't take back due to poor quality / failure to perform as advertised.

If this product is representative of the best of this category of toy, I am sorely disappointed.

The device has, at best, a marginally similar sensation to a blowjob or hand-job with the lack of tightness being a massive point of failing. With my hand I can generally orgasm under five minutes (if joint pain doesn't interfere), with fellatio ten to fifteen minutes, but with this device it is extremely difficult to get off (30 min.+) and generally requires manual manipulation to do so.

If this device had been marketed as a tickling sensation that could make you edge, it would have been more accurately represented and I wouldn't have purchased it since that wasn't what I was in the market for.

The motor seems underpowered, struggling to function at lower settings and forcing me to use the device at medium to high settings. I was also surprised at how loud the device was / it's lack of noise dampening.

After a single use, the sleeve had obvious scratches & damage even though I made sure the it was properly inserted.

I don't have a tape measure handy, but almost all of my partners have claimed I'm large (pretty sure I'm only average to slightly above average) on length and girth, so it seems reasonable to assume the "B" sleeve is the appropriate size.

I am extremely disappointed and, frankly, want a refund. I plan on leaving reviews on various retail sites in order to recommend prospective customers avoid this product. Yes, it was that bad.
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Do not buy!
by Eddie (1 out of 5 stars)
June 18, 2018

Complete garbage! Do not waste your money and horrible customer service. Product barely works. Almost no sensation and I am pretty thick...
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Terrible!
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
May 26, 2019

DO NOT BUY! Utter trash of a product. Can't figure out how to get money back. Stay away from this product!
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Lot's of promises with no delivery.
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
May 7, 2019

This thing sucks. No pun intended. Don't wast your money.
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2nd best toy in my collection. Purchased direct from the mfg.
by Dan (5 out of 5 stars)
June 3, 2019

If it only warmed up inside It'd be the perfect toy. I agree that the sensation could be a little "snappier" but the stroking sensation (aside from the blatant noise from the loud motor) is as realistic and comfortable as it gets. I do wish I'd bought the tighter sleeve though, and you can't really return them once you've used it. I am willing to buy the tighter sleeve, but will be bummed out if I needed the looser one. Don't want to buy them all as I'm not trying to share with friends.
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time to dump my girlfriend!
by insanebeaver (5 out of 5 stars)
March 20, 2016

this device is awesome.

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