Witty Yeti's Because You Probably Touched Your Junk Hand Sanitizer 2 Pack. I Don't Know Wh | ||||||||||
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Product Description
How many bottles do I get?Each order comes with two (2) bottles of hand sanitizer
Is this an actual, real-life product?As real as venereal disease, my friend. OK, I've been told that mentioning venereal disease is kinda weird to bring up when trying to sell hand sanitizer, but you get my point!
30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed!If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
Features
- WE ALL TOUCH OUR JUNK, but some of us wash our hands after touching our genitals. In case your friend falls into the non-washing group, finally a product that will pound the point home.
- DID YOU HEAR THE SINK RUNNING when they were in the bathroom? Were you listening right outside the door? That’s a little creepy, but you can’t be too careful, amirite?
- LIFETIME MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT FOR MEN & WOMEN. According to a study I just made up, almost 8 out of 10 people love this product. The other 2 are just upset they got shamed for not washing their hands!
- TWO BOTTLE VALUE PACK. Each bottle holds 2 ounces of alcohol-based hand sanitizer because who knows what they did to themselves earlier in the day.
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