Product DescriptionWHAT IS IT? The Toilet Timer is for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time. This is a sand timer that runs for about five minutes. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid.
WHO IS IT FOR? This gift is a funny stocking stuffer for men, dads and husbands, a great gag or father's day gift, and is perfect for fathers at Christmas or as a white elephant gift or secret Santa gift. HOW DOES IT WORK? We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Runs for about five minutes. Just spin to set! MORE THAN A GAG! The Toilet Timer is more than just a subtle hint for the long-pooper in your family. Did you know that there is actually medical benefit to not lingering in the loo? TIME TO POOP OR GET OFF THE POT. How long does your loved one spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device. DID YOU KNOW? We are an American company and this started as a fully funded Kickstarter project. Cool huh.
- EXPLOSIVELY FUNNY GAG GIFT or Christmas stocking stuffer idea for your favorite stinker. Now there's a fun way to keep toilet clogging hogs from loafing around in the bathroom!
- FOR THE LONG-POOPER OR POO-CRASTINATOR in your life. Give the gift of time management to your #1 compoodre and instantly wipe, flush, and plunge away lavatory laziness.
- SPIN TO SET this funny timer. The Toilet Timer allows the user 5 minutes to make it happen, to go or get off the pot, or simply blame it on the dog. In the spirit of extravagant flatulence... gentlemen, fart your engines!
- TOILET TIMER (CLASSIC) features a regular Joe seated on the golden throne, butt we also offer a few particularly bizarre models inspired by your dear old dawdling Dad, our presidential commander in relief, and White Elephant (AKA Dirty Santa) parties.
- SUCCESSFULLY FUNDED ON KICKSTARTER by many good wives, desperate to regain timely access to their vanities. Katamco is proud to be an American company and happy to support gaseous humor worldwide, bringing together all countries of creed and crap under a single banner of brown.
Top ReviewsFunny, but they'll still ignore it
by Amy Ell (5 out of 5 stars)
August 28, 2018
This is a cute novelty item, but unfortunately, it doesn't inspire my husband to move things along any faster. I swear, he sits in there and waits for poop to form in his colon.
by Abbyslatt (5 out of 5 stars)
December 13, 2018
This was a gag gift for my son in law that hides out in the potty. Came in quick, during the holiday season non the less. Was slightly larger than I was expecting and was actually heavy duty plastic which I wasn't expecting! I am very pleased with the product and I know he will get a good laugh!
by katherine viens (5 out of 5 stars)
June 21, 2018
It's was a great fathers day gift! My 3 year old loves playing with it. I'm not sure my husband actually uses it for it's intended purpose because he still takes forever! :D
Great stocking stuffer
by charles gignilliat (5 out of 5 stars)
December 9, 2018
I got this for my son because he sits in the bathroom on his iPad and it makes a great stocking stuffer lmao item is just as pictured and great
Great Novelty Gift
by RP (5 out of 5 stars)
November 11, 2018
Bought this for a coming seniors party where everyone brings a small gift. Each person gets a number that determines the order of selection. When your turn comes up you can either take a gift already selected or pick from the unopened packages. Most gifts are "standard" candles, nuts, ornaments, etc. We always try to find or create items with more "character." The toilet timer fit the bill. Can't wait for the reactions.
Great little gift/add-on for anyone!
by Kindle Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
December 18, 2018
Bought this as a gift since it made me laugh when I first saw it. Great way to poke fun of someone you know who spends way too long sitting on the toilet. It is super easy to reset by just spinning the timer which just slides the sand back up to the top cavity. Worked perfectly right out of the box and looks cute in the bathroom!
Ha Ha! It's great
by Lia (5 out of 5 stars)
December 19, 2018
Ok, it's a little expensive for a gag type of gift but so worth it. It literally had me laughing when I opened it. I know it's marketed as a tool to get people out of the potty but I bought it for a laugh. I think though in all honesty, it would be great for kids that linger too long. Well made.
The world's best get-well "card" for somebody with gi problems
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
December 21, 2018
(Assuming they have a good sense of humor).
It's made of metal, sturdy, and I guess times 3 minute intervals.
Gave it to my practice associate, who had been having the "trots" after some travel.
Well received, but I guess we're both a bit odd.
Editing previous review to reflect fantastic customer service.
by J.H. (5 out of 5 stars)
August 23, 2019
I purchased this item as a silly birthday gift and had a snafu with the purchase (I received the wrong item). However, the folks behind Katamco (the American Co. who created this fun device) took their personal service above and beyond. Cannot recommend it enough or say enough positive things about the direct service from the company. If you are even thinking about buying, for whatever reason, definitely go for it!
Funny gift for our Holiday Party fundraiser auction!
by Cheryl Haggerty (5 out of 5 stars)
December 9, 2018
I wanted to do something a little more exciting than the usual live auction item that we see every year. I decided to produce a "mystery gift" given by a "mystery person". I wrapped it up in a box and produced a small riddle as a clue-this is something that can be used for something that everyone has to do hopefully every day. The value is _____, but it may be worth more to certain people. The look and laughter on the winning bidder after opening was pirceless!
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