Beefy Burger One-Size Halloween Costume - Funny Food Adult Unisex Mascot Suit | ||||||||
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Product Description
Welcome to BurgerTown
Now entering Burgertown, population: you. Humanity sucks. Climate change is destroying the planet. It would be better to live out your remaining days as a happy hamburger with beautiful crisp lettuce, onions, tomato, and of course a beefy slab of meat. This is not a real hamburger, only a costume. This means you can leave behind any guilt about methane, greenhouse gases, or animal cruelty. It's all fake, baby!
Remember to Practice Self-Care
Meat is not a good subsitute for self-care. Be sure to drink water and get plenty of sunshine. My friend Bree suggests eating an apple or meditating if you are willing to try it. Find new things to love about yourself and the people around you. Don't stress about your Halloween costume. Wear this fake meat. It is 100% polyester. Probably vegan, but I'm not sure. Hand wash if you can. Avoid bleaching or ironing. I hope you have a good day!
Features
- WHERE'S THE BEEF?: Bite into Halloween with this one-size Beefy Burger Halloween costume from Hauntlook
- LOVIN IT: Stay fresh with this lush, realistic, funny food costume. Comes with a one-size, one-piece costume so you can have it your way
- VALUE MEAL: Make it a double by turning this Beefy Burger into a couple's costume with golden french fries or classic ketchup
- NEVER FROZEN: Made from 100% polyester. Resists wrinkles and shrinking
- WHAT'S YOUR #HAUNTLOOK?: If you love your costume, be sure to check out Hauntlook decorations, bags, and other spooky accessories
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Details were last updated on Feb 21, 2024 10:25 +08.
