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The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual) Paperback – February 1, 2003

by Louis Borgenicht (Author), Joe Borgenicht (Author), Paul Kepple (Illustrator),
4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars 297 ratings
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It s the answer to every new parent s first question: Doesn t this thing come with an owner s manual? At long last, yes!
Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner s Manual explores the common concerns of every first-time parent: What s the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your question, you ll find the answer here courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.
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  1. Print length
    228 pages
  2. Language
    English
  3. Publisher
    Quirk Books
  4. Publication date
    February 1, 2003
  5. Dimensions
    5 x 0.88 x 7.13 inches
  6. ISBN-10
    9781931686235
  7. ISBN-13
    978-1931686235
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The title, Baby Owner’s Manual, suggests the promise and the problem of this cheeky and comprehensive guide written by a pediatrician and his son. First-time parents who are not offended by the observation that "babies, unlike other appliances, lack instruction manuals," will find a rich resource of facts and advice. The book is divided into seven categories of "operating instructions" including home installation, feeding and power supply, sleep mode, maintenance, development, and safety. Complete with witty schematic drawings and charts, the authors answer hundreds of questions about breastfeeding, bed, bath, and beyond. While most manuals focus on tender loving care, the authors chose to focus on baby as technology. The result is a highly useful--almost too cool--reference book. Because every parent knows that babies are messier and more rewarding than this approach imagines. --Barbara Mackoff

About the Author

Joe Borgenicht has co-authored The Action Hero's Handbook , The Action Heroine's Handbook , The Baby Owner's Manual , and Undercover Golf . He lives in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Louis Borgenicht, M.D. is a board-certified pediatrician with the American Academy of Pediatrics and has worked for the last 16 years at his private practice in Salt Lake City, Utah. He was named best pediatrician in Utah by Ladies Home Journal in 2001.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ 1931686238
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Quirk Books (February 1, 2003)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 228 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 9781931686235
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1931686235
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.7 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.88 x 7.13 inches
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars 297 ratings

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Louis Borgenicht, M.D., is a board-certified pediatrician with the American Academy of Pediatrics and has worked for more than 16 years at his private practice in Salt Lake City, Utah. He was named "best pediatrician in Utah" by Ladies' Home Journal in 2001.

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Lauren
5.0 out of 5 stars Light and funny! Would recommend!
Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2010
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I got this book for my husband and we've both found it really entertaining. I have the pregnancy version of this book and really enjoyed it, so I decided to go with another in the series. Not only is this book full of useful information, but it's illustrations and phrasing are hilarious. If you lack a sense of humor or you're looking for an in-depth, step-by-step book, this isn't the one for you. The information is vast, but very simple, which we found to be better for us, as it didn't overwhelm two new parents. We found the tone to be light and funny; it is written exactly as the title claims: like a manual. It was a really nice break from the books with hundreds of pages filled with parenting techniques and what sometimes feels like an overload of information. But again, if you don't have a sense of humor or are looking for a detailed reference book, find another book.
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elviswoman
5.0 out of 5 stars For Techies and MBA's? Modern Humor/Utility Reading
Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2006
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I have been reading so many serious books on becoming a parent, pregnancy, baby's first year, etc. lately that I needed something fun to balance it all out. I found this book at a boutique a few years back and gave it to my sister when she was pregnant as a joke. I had bookmarked the section on "programming sleep mode".

So here we are three years later and it is my turn. I bought this copy for myself. If you are wondering the difference between this "bargain" copy versus the other regular copy for sale, my copy came with a dirt smudge on the front and an obnoxious "BARGAIN" sticker on the back. Whatever, I saved some $$. My five stars are not for the condition, rather the contents.

This book is humorous, but the information is also useful. Being a techie, I find the technical writing format to be oddly comforting. I would recommend this for any new parent that needs some fun reading. Buy the regular more expensive one if you are giving it as a gift, but this one will work if you want a copy for yourself. Hours of entertainment and education along with an accurate and helpful schematic of baby await!
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BunnyBun
5.0 out of 5 stars A good *beginners* guide
Reviewed in the United States on August 6, 2012
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I have been a nanny for many years, but my husband/the daddy-to-be has only been in close proximity to a baby twice in his lifetime. That being said, I'm sure he will be fine at picking up on general baby maintenance, comforting techniques, and troubleshooting once our little darling arrives, but in the meantime, it's nice to have a straightforward yet humorous piece of literature to prepare him in advance.
Both my husband and I enjoyed the approach the book takes. Concise but hilarious words and diagrams guide the "user" (i.e., parent) through everyday baby maintenance (swaddling, feeding, changing, soothing, etc.) and also addresses what to do when your "model" (baby) malfunctions (sickness, over-stimulation, etc).
The book is perfect for the expectant or new parent who feels a little overwhelmed at the concept of bringing home a baby without a users manual. Even as a seasoned veteran, I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Though I was familiar with all of the material covered, it was a great source of entertainment.
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Electric Tv!
4.0 out of 5 stars Technically The Best Baby Book Ever
Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2012
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This book is very black and white. There is not much emotion just the facts presented as a full on technical instruction manual for having and maintaining a baby. There is a great wealth of information that is easily organized. I simply love it as does my wife. If you want to cut through the B.S. and be ready when the time comes then purchase this book.
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andreas__21
5.0 out of 5 stars Fast info that works
Reviewed in the United States on July 25, 2005
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I bought this book twice, once for us and our first one, and recently for friends who are expecting twins soon. I think this book provides value in several ways: 1) it's very entertaining, the owner's manual theme is carried through in text and format, which is hilarious 2) the information provided is practical, down to earth and made a lot of sense to us; points 1 and 2 lead to 3) it reduced "parent performance stress" a lot for us, as we were newbies to having an infant 4) the info is succinct - a LOT of info is condensed in short but to the point writing and it is easily found, which comes in handy when you are in the heat of a crisis (colic, fever, etc.) 5) personal success story: the "low-cry method" for putting your baby to sleep worked just fine for us. I highly recommend this book for any new parent who is not a pediatrician or has one as a spouse.
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KitKat
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and Informative.
Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2012
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I loved this book. It turned out to be exactly what my husband and I needed with our first baby coming very soon. I actually discovered this book from another site but could not bring ourselves to buy it because of the price. We found it on here and could not believe that it was actually on here. The book is extremely funny and refers to your baby as a "model" and "item" bringing a very entertaining way to learn about baby care. Though it is very entertaining and funny, don't be fooled. Its just an entertaining way of viewing your baby with very helpful hints that include on how to put your baby to sleep, bathe the baby, feeding, and much more.

The book arrived very quickly, actually a little early then you would expect. Very great condition. Very worth it.
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Josh
3.0 out of 5 stars Great Gag Gift!
Reviewed in the United States on December 14, 2012
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This book takes a comical approach to parenting with its illustrations and diagrams. Much of the information inside is useful and nicely laid out by subject matter complete with index for quick and easy reference. Nothing too spectacular as far as information goes; nothing that couldn't be quickly obtained with a Google search. It is kind of fun to read and takes a relaxed approach to walking you through the basics. Great for new parents no knowing where to begin; especially for dads as it has a little humor that may keep him interested.
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L Hess
5.0 out of 5 stars Really funny - and good information!
Reviewed in Canada on October 17, 2018
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I enjoyed how it was written and the information it contained was actually a very good rundown for my husband. Best part- my husband actually read it AND retained the information!
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pippo
5.0 out of 5 stars Great present for future nerd parents
Reviewed in France on November 24, 2013
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Well written, funny, useful too. Strongly recommened for Iat crowd or computer scientists. Tried english and german versions. Both are good.
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Elena T. Ivanova
5.0 out of 5 stars great book
Reviewed in Italy on February 20, 2013
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A book I can recomment to all parents, you find all you need to know but written in a funny way. I have it myself and have bought it in other languages as well and all my friends love it
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A. W.
5.0 out of 5 stars Unterhaltsame Informationen
Reviewed in Germany on June 19, 2011
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Ein amüsantes Buch, das einen auf ein neues "Lebensmodell" mit dem Modell Baby vorbereitet. Inhaltlich wertvolle Tipps werden wie eine Gebrauchsanleitung übersichtlich und verständlich gelistet und erklärt. Bei vielen Textstellen musste ich deutlich schmunzeln und auch mein Partner ist hingerissen von diesem Buch. Ich kann es nur jedem empfehlen, der nicht so sehr anthroposophisch, esoterische Einführungen zu "mein Leben mit dem Baby" mag.
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M K.
5.0 out of 5 stars Informative and funny
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 28, 2022
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Had a good laugh when reading it! But it's also full of good info.
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