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Suck UK stands out from the crowd with our unique selection of gifts. Designed in-house from our London studio, and delivered to your doorstep.
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Cat Tank
For army cats...
Cats love to play in cardboard boxes, and you won't find a cardboard box more fun than this one. Providing hours of entertainment for you and your cat, our Cardboard Cat Tank comes flat-packed with simple assembly instructions.
Unleash your cat's inner military general, Our Tank comes complete with a moving turret and cannon, that will keep them entertained and save your sofas at the same time!
- Keeps claws strong, healthy and off the sofa
- Supplied with instructions and easy to assemble
- Measures 33.5cm(W) x 43cm(H) x 49cm(D)
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This Item  Suck UK Cat Play House | Novelty Cardboard Cat Tank | Cat Toy & Accessories | Flat Packed & Easy To Assemble |  |  |  |  |  | |
| Price | $30.17 | $21.99 | -20% $45.58 List: $56.98 | -30% $24.44 List: $34.93 | -7% $69.99 List: $74.99 | $29.99 |
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| Sold By | Amazon.com | Cheerfuture International | Smile Paws | 5609Pets | ROKR | Capnip |
| material | Paper | Cardboard | Cardboard | Cardboard | Wood | Cardboard |
| style | Tank | Cardboard Cat House with Scratcher | Modern | Cat Scratcher House | Nature | Fast Food Restaurant |
| assembly required | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| weight | 1.83 pounds | — | 4 pounds | — | 19.1 pounds | — |
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Directions suck
I have no idea how to put this thing together. The book that comes with it, is EXTREMELY VAGUE. No videos online of people explaining how to put it together. Waste of money. Don’t bother, unless you have patience.1/5 starsEdit:Had some herbal help.I was able to get it together. HAD TO USE HOT GLUE to keep it together.This tank would be easier for a smaller cat, my 15lb boy loves it, but he smashed it hopping out. That’s why I had to use hot glue to keep it together. Hot glue keeps the tank together.3/5 stars
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Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2022
The no glue in the instructions was the biggest lie in mankind, my husband and I went out and bought a hot glue gun after 2 hours of trying to shove cardboard into flimsy caving cardboard slots. In the end our cat loves it but putting it together will test your sanity, willpower and possibly marriage; words flew and tempers exploded.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2016
PROS: ?
CONS: DIFFICULT TO ASSEMBLE, HOLE TOO SMALL FOR CAT TO COMFORTABLY ENTER, FALLS OVER WHEN CAT TRIES TO JUMP IN
I wanted to love this thing, I really did. I got suckered into buying it, after all, but I’m pretty sure this is one of those things that someone came up with and thought, “I’m sure there are people out there dumb enough to buy this, even though they could use a cardboard box for free.”
It came from Amazon in a huge cardboard box that would have been more valuable than this thing. The pieces come flat and you have to assemble them. The directions offer little help, basically saying “fold here, insert tab there”. Which fold?? Which tab?? There are so many! Someone who is better at assembling than me may have an easier time—after all since I was dumb enough to buy the product, it seems to reason that I would be too dumb to put it together.
It is made of thick, durable cardboard—but it is still CARDBOARD, nonetheless. Still, I ripped some of the tabs when putting it together and ended up using duct tape because I got frustrated (see photo—camo duct tape is not part of the original product).
After all my hard work, MY CAT DOESN’T EVEN LIKE IT. Now, I understand that a cat’s preference does not always disqualify a product from being functional. In this case, however, it was flawed from the beginning. First of all, cats do not even know what tanks/firetrucks/airplanes are, let alone can they read the designs scrawled on the inside (like “cats rule” etc.) This is clearly designed for a human’s entertainment at the expense of the cat’s enjoyment/comfort.
Once I got it put together, I had to put her in it (she would not jump in on her own because the hole is pretty small—and she is a regular 10-pound cat and not some giant mountain lion). Then she sits there for a minute…and jumps out, and she is lucky if the thing doesn’t topple over when she does since it is made of cardboard and does not have any anchor on the ground.
When I showed it to my husband he laughed at me and said, "you paid money for that??" (I didn't mention I spent 32 DOLLARS!). He pointed out that the cardboard box it came in was more functional than the product. I immediately realized he was right. I have kept it around for a few weeks to see if my cat would like it, but she won't even go in it if I point the laser in it. She just meows like, "mom, that thing sucks". Now that I took a few photos to have with the review, I can't wait to throw this away.
CONS: DIFFICULT TO ASSEMBLE, HOLE TOO SMALL FOR CAT TO COMFORTABLY ENTER, FALLS OVER WHEN CAT TRIES TO JUMP IN
I wanted to love this thing, I really did. I got suckered into buying it, after all, but I’m pretty sure this is one of those things that someone came up with and thought, “I’m sure there are people out there dumb enough to buy this, even though they could use a cardboard box for free.”
It came from Amazon in a huge cardboard box that would have been more valuable than this thing. The pieces come flat and you have to assemble them. The directions offer little help, basically saying “fold here, insert tab there”. Which fold?? Which tab?? There are so many! Someone who is better at assembling than me may have an easier time—after all since I was dumb enough to buy the product, it seems to reason that I would be too dumb to put it together.
It is made of thick, durable cardboard—but it is still CARDBOARD, nonetheless. Still, I ripped some of the tabs when putting it together and ended up using duct tape because I got frustrated (see photo—camo duct tape is not part of the original product).
After all my hard work, MY CAT DOESN’T EVEN LIKE IT. Now, I understand that a cat’s preference does not always disqualify a product from being functional. In this case, however, it was flawed from the beginning. First of all, cats do not even know what tanks/firetrucks/airplanes are, let alone can they read the designs scrawled on the inside (like “cats rule” etc.) This is clearly designed for a human’s entertainment at the expense of the cat’s enjoyment/comfort.
Once I got it put together, I had to put her in it (she would not jump in on her own because the hole is pretty small—and she is a regular 10-pound cat and not some giant mountain lion). Then she sits there for a minute…and jumps out, and she is lucky if the thing doesn’t topple over when she does since it is made of cardboard and does not have any anchor on the ground.
When I showed it to my husband he laughed at me and said, "you paid money for that??" (I didn't mention I spent 32 DOLLARS!). He pointed out that the cardboard box it came in was more functional than the product. I immediately realized he was right. I have kept it around for a few weeks to see if my cat would like it, but she won't even go in it if I point the laser in it. She just meows like, "mom, that thing sucks". Now that I took a few photos to have with the review, I can't wait to throw this away.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2014
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Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2024
This tank is adorable hence the reason behind buying it, and I also assumed that it would provide a cool toy and some enrichment for my cats. Not even my smallest cat who is 7 lbs is going to be able to get into this without jostling the cardboard that is held together with tabbed pieces that interlock and have already started splitting during assembly. There is no entry other than from the top that requires them to jump onto a hollow cardboard structure and wedges themselves inside. There is also no scratch board for claw maintenance. The only thing I can think of this providing is a possible foreign body if they decided to chew on pieces of the cardboard. It’s really cute but severely overpriced and completely useless for a cat. I basically wasted 27$ for a cardboard tank that is going to be destroyed and useless after one of the cats jumps on it. Wouldn’t recommend at all for an actual cat.
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