THIS IS MY HONEST REVIEW. I HAVE NOT ACCEPTED REMUNERATION FOR MY REVIEW. I have been feeling uncomfortable walking my dog at night because I had heard on the news that there had been trouble in my neighborhood. So, I bought one of these vipers. The price was good and it made me feel safer. It arrived within two days. I charged it up and took Lucky, my 35 pound, rescue, mixed-breed pup, for a walk. Within a block, a tough looking young man asked me what the time was. I told him it was ten fifteen, wished him a pleasant evening and began to head down the street. He grabbed my arm and told me he needed a loan. I had never seen him before, so I declined, and tried to walk away. He contined to hold my arm and told me to give him my wallet. I reached for my back pocket. He said I was making the right choice and let go of my arm. I pulled the viper out of my pocket, jabbed it in to his neck and hit the power button for thirty seconds. I really did not know what to expect, but it worked extremely well. He collapsed after fifteen seconds, so I followed him down and gave him a full thirty seconds. He was flopping around and moaning as I walked away. One of his buddies noticed him flopping on the ground and asked me to call 911. I said he will be fine and continued on.
Fifty yards later, a man asked what I was looking to score. I told him that civility was all I wanted. He laughed and lunged at me. The viper was still in my hand and the flashlight was on. I jammed the viper in to his neck and hit the power button for twenty seconds, again following him down as he collapsed. His flopping made the viper lose contact, so I jammed it real tight against his neck and gave him another ten seconds.
After Lucky and I started back home, a very muscular, tattooed twenty something young man asked me if I had any money. I said I did. I wished him a good evening and began walking away. He grabbed my shoulder and turned me around. He said he really needed my money and that if I gave it to him that he wouldn't hurt me too badly. I told him I only had a few hundred on me, but that I needed it for my ballroom dancing lessons. He began laughing (my dancing really is improving and it is great exercise). I jammed the viper in to his arm pit and hit the power. He started dancing and moaning. He fell down after about twenty seconds. I wiped his sweat off on his tank top and I noticed that his flip flop had come off. I decided to try it on the soft spot in the middle of the bottom of his foot. He began groaning loudly and his legs were thrashing like crazy, so I had to grab his leg to keep contact. I gave him a full minute and he seemed to be unconscious when I released the power switch. Just out of curiosity, I checked his pockets to see if he really needed my money. His pockets were full of money. I detest liars, so I jammed the viper in to his inner thigh and pressed the power switch for 30 seconds. His legs thrashed around a bit, but he seemed unconscious. As a joke, I took his money and put it in the bag with Lucky's bowel movement. It wouldn't fit in his pocket, so I put it in his hat and jamned it down on his head. The bag split and it was quite messy.
With the possible exception of a few excellent puzzles of landscapes, I have enjoyed this product more than any other item that I have purchased from Amazon! I highly recommend the Vipertech and would purchase it again.
OKAY, I ADMIT I MADE ALL OF THIS UP, BUT IT MADE MY SON LAUGH AND THAT IS WORTH THE PRICE OF THE UNIT.
THE FLASHLIGHT IS POWERFUL AND THE ZAPPING NOISE WOULD KEEP ME AWAY FROM ANYONE HOLDING IT.
| Item Package Dimensions L x W x H | 7.5 x 3.2 x 2 inches |
|---|---|
| Package Weight | 0.27 Kilograms |
| Item Weight | 0.01 Ounces |
| Brand Name | VIPERTEK |
| Warranty Description | Limited Lifetime Warranty |
| Color | Black-1 |
| Material | Aluminum |
| Manufacturer | VIPERTEK |
| Style | Rechargeable |
| Included Components | Charging Cable |
| Size | 6.75 Inch |
