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Brand | Gears Out |
Material Feature | Cruelty Free |
Unit Count | 15 Count |
Number of Items | 1 |
Age Range (Description) | Adult |
About this item
- CLEAN COCKS ARE HAPPY COCKS – Crusty Cock Wipes are a revolution in rooster maintenance technology. Don’t let a crusty cock spoil your chances of happiness.
- HANDY AND PRIZE COCK APPROVED – A pack of Crusty Cock Wipes is the go-to solution for sticky situations when surprises pop up. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and take care of any unfortunate messes before the hens start clucking.
- HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – Inspiring unexpected fits of laughter brightens everyone’s day. Surprise someone with this hilarious package of Crusty Cock Wipes, and the room is sure to explode with laughter.
- A HEALTHY DOSE OF ROOSTER HUMOR – Not only is this funny gift for men sure to catch your friends off guard and have them rolling, they’re also awesome moist wipes. No pain, all gain.
- A FUNNY COCK GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Crusty Cock Wipes are a hilariously surprising addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
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Product information
ASIN | B07L193SCN |
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Manufacturer recommended age | 12 months and up |
Best Sellers Rank | #190,938 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games) #1,837 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys |
Customer Reviews |
4.5 out of 5 stars |
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
Manufacturer | Gears Out |
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Product Description
Crusty Cock Wipes
Farmer Wadslinger has been on a mission to combat the unsightly rank rooster phenomenon which has been plaguing barnyards for centuries. Finally, he had a revolutionary breakthrough that will change the lives of roosters and those who love them forever – Crusty Cock Wipes!
Crusty Cock Wipes are your first defense against funky rooster-related messes. Bust out your package and show those cooties who’s boss!
Funny Rooster Gift for Proud, Prize Cocks
Crusty Cock Wipes are perfect for anyone who could use a laugh-out-loud surprise on any occasion or for no special reason at all. This crazy friend gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – KEEP AWAY FROM ROOSTERS
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