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Brand Gears Out
Material Feature Cruelty Free
Unit Count 15 Count
Number of Items 1
Age Range (Description) Adult

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  • CLEAN COCKS ARE HAPPY COCKS – Crusty Cock Wipes are a revolution in rooster maintenance technology. Don’t let a crusty cock spoil your chances of happiness.
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  • HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – Inspiring unexpected fits of laughter brightens everyone’s day. Surprise someone with this hilarious package of Crusty Cock Wipes, and the room is sure to explode with laughter.
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Crusty Cock Wipes

Farmer Wadslinger has been on a mission to combat the unsightly rank rooster phenomenon which has been plaguing barnyards for centuries. Finally, he had a revolutionary breakthrough that will change the lives of roosters and those who love them forever – Crusty Cock Wipes!

Crusty Cock Wipes are your first defense against funky rooster-related messes. Bust out your package and show those cooties who’s boss!

Funny Rooster Gift for Proud, Prize Cocks

Crusty Cock Wipes are perfect for anyone who could use a laugh-out-loud surprise on any occasion or for no special reason at all. This crazy friend gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.

FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – KEEP AWAY FROM ROOSTERS

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