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Knock Knock Nifty Note Pad, Parking Citation

4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars 472 ratings

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Color Parking Citation
Size 4 x 5.25-inches
Brand Knock Knock
Unit Count 1 count
Shape Rectangular

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  • Parking Citation Nifty Note Pad makes it easy to strike a blow for curbside justice
  • Measures 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets
  • Charge offenders with having a regrettable bumper sticker, parking on the lawn, wasting curb space, and so much more
  • A practical-joke gift they'll actually use
  • Knock Knock's communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities to pass judgment and spit wit on paper

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Knock Knock Nifty Notes

A Note for Virtually Any Occasion

You too can spit wit or spread goodwill—around the office, at home, or to your favorite coffee shop barista.

Awesome Citation Nifty Note

Harness the Power of the Mighty Checkbox

Knock Knock Nifty Notes harness the power of the mighty checkbox and venerable blank line to make you instantly, effortlessly witty.

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Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up. Our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life.

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Knock Knock believes:

  • Products should be created with care.
  • Good should be rewarded.
  • Humor makes everything better.
  • Common sense is uncommon.
  • Smartness is fun. Ego is annoying.
  • Passion and curiosity can make anything interesting.
  • Even though it's possible to use fewer words than more, why?

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4 x 5.25-inches
4 x 5.25-inches
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4 x 6-inches
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A8
4 x 5.25
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Product Description

Strike a blow for curbside justice with our Parking Citation-spiffed up and back by popular demand. Charge offenders with infractions from wasting curb space to driving an ego machine, and remind them that they're being watched-and judged. We are Knock Knock, a product design company with aspirations to greatness. We concoct, manufacture, and distribute witty objects of cosmopolitan panache from our shamelessly sunny perch on the left-hand coast. Our domain is desire rather than necessity, though we seek to infuse our creations with utility and meaning. We believe in the Golden Rule, friendly customer service, and shipping quality merchandise on time, though occasionally we are grumpy, and circumstances beyond our control result in tardiness. We suffer fools not gladly, but for the most part we actually like other human beings. Our customers comprise the impish, the dapper, the droll, the young-at-heart, those who prefer the humor of the truth to false feel-good affirmations.

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4.7 out of 5 stars
4.7 out of 5
472 global ratings

Customers say

Customers like the ease of use, quality and gift idea of the self stick note. They mention it's a good stress reliever, effective and a cute gift item. Customers also appreciate the humor and performance of the product.

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19 customers mention19 positive0 negative

Customers find the humor in the self-stick note hilarious, entertaining, and harmless. They also say the notes are great for a good laugh.

"These are so funny !! I put them on people’s cars at my college hahahah" Read more

"...They work great and are very funny." Read more

"...However, they are a good amount for the price and are quite entertaining! I purchased them as a gift and it was a very appreciated one." Read more

"...Don't write this off as a useless gag gift because it's actually hilarious and satisfying to leave these on people's cars...." Read more

13 customers mention13 positive0 negative

Customers find the gift idea great, funny, and cute.

"...Highly recommend these. They make great gifts!" Read more

"Great little gag gift and a perfect way to tell off those jack wagons who take up two parking spots for their 08 Camrys." Read more

"Great fun gift! Keep them in my car for those bad parkers!" Read more

"Awesome gag gift, got a lot of laughs!" Read more

7 customers mention7 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the quality of the self stick note. For example, they mention it's well thought out, excellent, and fun. Some say it'll be a great buy.

"...I love putting these on offending vehicles! Great buy!" Read more

"...are on point with most bad parking jobs so it's definitely a very well thought out item." Read more

"Absolutely love it. Arrived on time, excellent quality, great size and I can use it often. People need to be reminded of proper parking!..." Read more

"Really Cute and fun! I got these as a gift for my husband and I think he will love it!" Read more

4 customers mention4 positive0 negative

Customers find the self-stick note satisfying to use and great for expressing thoughts. They also mention that it's a good stress-reliever and a great gift.

"...sure she'll need another pad soon...personally, I think it's a good stress-reliever and let's a person 'express' their displeasure in a snarky and..." Read more

"...as a useless gag gift because it's actually hilarious and satisfying to leave these on people's cars...." Read more

"Perfect size, great gift, and so satisfying to use." Read more

"Easy to use and great when trying to park at a Walmart..." Read more

4 customers mention4 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the performance of the self-stick note. They mention that it works great, is very funny, and is most useful in the daycare parking lot.

"These are great if you pick of your friends about their parking. They work great and are very funny." Read more

"...I find it is most useful and effective in the daycare parking lot where people park illegally in handicapped spots or cannot park in the lines to..." Read more

"Works great!" Read more

"Funny! Effective..." Read more

3 customers mention3 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the size of the self-stick note. They mention that it is a great size and can be used often.

"Very funny but small size. I finally got people to stop parking in front of my hidden driveway in an effective but funny way!" Read more

"Absolutely love it. Arrived on time, excellent quality, great size and I can use it often. People need to be reminded of proper parking!..." Read more

"Perfect size, great gift, and so satisfying to use." Read more

These kinda make you the bad guy
4 Stars
These kinda make you the bad guy
Yesterday I was sitting in my car waiting, like most other parents, for my special needs son to come out of his speech and occupational therapy session after school (they also have physical therapy). Next to this pediatric intensive therapy place is a clinic for senior citizens. One of the seniors wrote a ticket and put it on another parent's car while they were in the therapy building because they parked too close to her car. I'll blame her age for the senility and being extremely unaware of the amount of children in wheelchairs everywhere outside, but these people all have wheelchair lifts, or have to manually lift their children from their walkers and wheelchairs into the car so we all the need extra space. These are funny, and i didn't get to see the parent's reaction- i really wanted to tell them what happened- but they hopefully laughed it off. These are a funny idea, but PLEASE use caution writing this. You have no idea why someone's parked like a jerk unless you see them. I was accosted once for having a handicap placard in my car and being able bodied. This is kind of the same thing. Just please, write these only knowing for sure the person is just inconsiderate.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2023
These are so funny !! I put them on people’s cars at my college hahahah
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Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2020
These are great if you pick of your friends about their parking. They work great and are very funny.
Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2020
I bought two pads of these “citations”. One for me, one for my cousin who lives in Houston and frequently deals with people who are parking-impaired.

As soon as she unwrapped them, she was so excited and ran outside to see if anyone was not parked properly. I however have not had the chance to use any because every time I start filling one out, the parking-impaired person always gets to their car before I have the chance to put it on their windshield. I will keep trying lol.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2018
Don't expect a durable product; they probably have a durability a little bit less of a Post-It Note. However, they are a good amount for the price and are quite entertaining! I purchased them as a gift and it was a very appreciated one.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2020
Ha. Ha. I bought this for my sister who gets very angry at drivers who park in handicap spots and are clearly not handcapped. >:( She is slightly handicapped in that she can't walk very far or for very long, and having a handicap spot is important to her, but people are rude and arrogant and feel that they can park in those spots even without an official placard or license plate. I'm sure she will put these notes to good use.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2015
I stuck this in my glove box and have only used it a couple of times when some idiot really had no clue how to park their car. Gets the point across and you only need to check a couple of boxes. No more searching for a used candy wrapper or Starbucks sleeve to leave a note on the car of a serious offender. Do you live in a parking-challenged city? (SF, Boston, NYC, London...) If you are tired of seeing your neighbors park in a space that could easily fit 2 cars or constantly let their bumper hang into your driveway - this is for you! Yeah, so it's a bit passive-aggressive - but you'll feel better - and hopefully the offender will be more considerate the next time they park.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2019
These are legit the best! I keep them in my glovebox at all times. I never hesitate to leave them on that A-Holes car windshield, who parks like the entire lot is theirs!
Or, anyone else’s car for whatever various reasons there are listed.
I also love using them as jokes on friends cars here and there- the ones who are unsuspecting- but we all get a good laugh in the end.

I love these soooo much!! They are the best!!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2013
This note pad sends the message (literally) of what everyone thinks but does not have the balls to say! I find it is most useful and effective in the daycare parking lot where people park illegally in handicapped spots or cannot park in the lines to save their life. I love putting these on offending vehicles! Great buy!
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maggie forget
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it
Reviewed in Canada on December 16, 2020
Love it!!! It's really funny
Kel
5.0 out of 5 stars Even better than expected
Reviewed in Canada on February 11, 2020
I haven’t had the chance to use one yet but i love the idea and i can’t wait to see someone park like an idiot so i can slap one of these on 😂 they made great stocking stuffers as well, i was expecting one of those big pads but this one is smaller and i love it
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Wise Old Woman (WoW)
5.0 out of 5 stars Cute, and no profanity
Reviewed in Canada on January 2, 2020
I have a handicapped placard and am frequently frustrated by the lack of consideration of drivers who pay no attention to their parking. I like these notes and can fill in any further comments I’d wish to make. The only problem is I live in an area with plenty of snow and these notes are a thin paper that wets and crinkles easily.
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TheMattDaddy
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun gift
Reviewed in Canada on January 16, 2019
Great fun gift or gag gift
Stephen
5.0 out of 5 stars So funny, used a few times already and sometimes I ...
Reviewed in Canada on October 23, 2017
So funny, used a few times already and sometimes I wait to see peoples reactions. Should start up a youtube channel :)