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What Not to Say: A Compendium of the Worst Possible Things You Can Utter Aloud Hardcover – January 15, 2017

by Knock Knock (Author)
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Stay away from awkward exchanges and consult this clever compendium for things you should never, ever say. Learn what not to say at a job interview (How strict is your sexual-harassment policy?), what not to say to a cat lady (Dogs are so much friendlier!), and what not to say to anyone else you dont want to offend (Don't take this personally, but).

  • A book of quotes you probably shouldn't quote
  • Knock Knock books make great gifts for men and women who want to be their wittiest self
  • Hardcover; 4.25 x 6.25 inches; 128 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock
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    January 15, 2017
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  6. ISBN-10
    1601069162
  7. ISBN-13
    978-1601069160
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Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts and books. Our crackerjack in-house team creates humorous nonfiction and specialty journals from the ground up. We also publish new titles from outside authors, bloggers, and other creative types. Say something more with #knockknockstuff.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Knock Knock (January 15, 2017)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 128 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1601069162
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1601069160
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 5.6 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 4.25 x 0.75 x 6.25 inches
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Knock Knock is a maker of products that bring wit, heart, productivity (and occasional light profanity) to everyday life. Their pads, planners, journals, and books help people accomplish their goals, express their feelings, and laugh at the absurdity of modern existence. Satisfy all your witty needs at knockknockstuff.com.

Knock Knock lives by (at least) two mottos: “We Put the Fun in Functional” and “Make a List—You’ll Feel Better.” They consider list-making and laughter to be essential forms of self-care. (And, obvs, they love mottos.)

Knock Knock was founded in 2002 by Jen Bilik, and in 2018 they joined forces with Em & Friends (formerly known as Emily McDowell & Friends). In 2022 their small-but-mighty team was thrilled to become a part of the Union Square & Co. family. We’re super-excited about what’s to come. (Hint: it’ll probably involve paper and some sweary words.)

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