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Put Tony's Nuts In Your Mouth! Hardcover – December 25, 2016

4.7 out of 5 stars 1,825 ratings

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“Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth”

is the fourth of five books that make up Season One.

Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

As the sun dipped into the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native nut peddler (presumably named Tony) who mimed towards his cart and through guttural broken English encouraged them to “Put Tony’s nuts in your mouth…”

60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza complimented the first of Tony’s nuts, pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.

The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season One Box Set include:

Suzy Likes to Look at Balls Come Swing with Us! Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

--Toodles!

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Reach Around Books; First Edition (December 25, 2016)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 32 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1946178039
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1946178039
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.8 ounces
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 out of 5 stars 1,825 ratings

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Customers find the book hilarious, making the whole family laugh, and one mentions enjoying the hidden meanings. Moreover, the book serves as a good gag gift, and customers appreciate its creativity, with one noting it goes well with Brenda's Beaver. However, the content is not suitable for young children, and while customers find it readable, one notes it's written like a children's book.

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27 customers mention "Humor"27 positive0 negative

Customers find the book hilarious, making the whole family laugh, with one customer mentioning it's a great read while shut in.

"My 12 year old daughter found every page hilarious. She then began to regal me with her exact knowledge of what the book’s hidden story was about...." Read more

"...They decided to read it aloud and everyone got a great laugh out of it. Awesome gift better shared." Read more

"This book had my in tears,hilarious,the author went for the.....try not to be perverted but a little perverted will do, done just right...." Read more

"...It's HILARIOUS. Special shout-out to Sumguyen Bangladesh for the beautiful illustrations. I can't wait to see his reaction." Read more

10 customers mention "Gift value"10 positive0 negative

Customers find the book makes a good gag gift.

"...Awesome gift better shared." Read more

"This book and the series is EPIC!!!! A good gag gift and conversation starter…" Read more

"...It was a perfect gift for our adult gift exchange at Christmas. It is hilariously inappropriate." Read more

"This book is so funny and it was a perfect gift for an ongoing joke." Read more

6 customers mention "Creativity"6 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the book's creativity, with some noting it makes a cute bathroom book, and one mentioning it pairs well with Brenda's Beaver.

"Goes well with Brenda’s Beaver needs a Barber" Read more

"...It was a little clever, but some of the subject matter pushed a little too far...." Read more

"...Special shout-out to Sumguyen Bangladesh for the beautiful illustrations. I can't wait to see his reaction." Read more

"Looks good... hilarious!!!" Read more

4 customers mention "Readability"4 positive0 negative

Customers find the book readable, with one mentioning it is written like a children's book and another noting it rhymes.

"Tony’s nuts is good to read, He cuts them with a cleaver. I felt I needed “Tony’s Nuts” After “Brenda shaves her beaver”... =P" Read more

"Hilariously funny! Written like a children's book; made for an adult. Definitely worth reading for a good laugh with friends" Read more

"...I read it aloud at our white elephant party. It's dirty, it rhymes. It's a great gift!!" Read more

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6 customers mention "Adult content"3 positive3 negative

Customers have mixed opinions about the adult content of the book, with some finding it great while others note it's not suitable for young children.

"Hilariously funny! Written like a children's book; made for an adult. Definitely worth reading for a good laugh with friends" Read more

"...I hate that it has to be stated that these are not actually kids books and saying that you could read these to your kids... no. No, you couldn’t...." Read more

"Great adult book..." Read more

"Hilarious,not for the little ones...." Read more

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  • Lou
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 30, 2020
    Read this after seeing Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber. Very funny indeed but not even close to Brenda funny. Will of course immediately be looking for the rest.
  • Patti Ham
    5.0 out of 5 stars Just hilarious
    Reviewed in Canada on April 20, 2020
    Had me laughing till I was crying. Not sure if this that suitable for children though. Lots of inuendoes. I did really enjoy it though.
  • karin malpass
    5.0 out of 5 stars Tony's Nuts
    Reviewed in France on May 9, 2020
    À fantastic little book. Great fun. Kept us all laughing during these dark times. Highly recommend buying Tony's Nuts. 😆
  • Dave
    5.0 out of 5 stars Story Time Favorite
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 6, 2019
    Loved this, very educational as Tony's nuts are equally enjoyed by all people around town. A tale of equality 😂
  • Constantina Martelli
    2.0 out of 5 stars I wish it was an actually book
    Reviewed in Canada on January 31, 2021
    I wish I had the book