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Put Tony's Nuts In Your Mouth! Hardcover – December 25, 2016
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“Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth”
is the fourth of five books that make up Season One.Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
As the sun dipped into the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native nut peddler (presumably named Tony) who mimed towards his cart and through guttural broken English encouraged them to “Put Tony’s nuts in your mouth…”
60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza complimented the first of Tony’s nuts, pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.
The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season One Box Set include:
Suzy Likes to Look at Balls Come Swing with Us! Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.
--Toodles!
- Print length32 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherReach Around Books
- Publication dateDecember 25, 2016
- ISBN-101946178039
- ISBN-13978-1946178039
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- Publisher : Reach Around Books; First Edition (December 25, 2016)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 32 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1946178039
- ISBN-13 : 978-1946178039
- Item Weight : 8.8 ounces
- Best Sellers Rank: #65,279 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #2,302 in Humor (Books)
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Customers find the book hilarious, making the whole family laugh, and one mentions enjoying the hidden meanings. Moreover, the book serves as a good gag gift, and customers appreciate its creativity, with one noting it goes well with Brenda's Beaver. However, the content is not suitable for young children, and while customers find it readable, one notes it's written like a children's book.
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Customers find the book hilarious, making the whole family laugh, with one customer mentioning it's a great read while shut in.
"My 12 year old daughter found every page hilarious. She then began to regal me with her exact knowledge of what the book’s hidden story was about...." Read more
"...They decided to read it aloud and everyone got a great laugh out of it. Awesome gift better shared." Read more
"This book had my in tears,hilarious,the author went for the.....try not to be perverted but a little perverted will do, done just right...." Read more
"...It's HILARIOUS. Special shout-out to Sumguyen Bangladesh for the beautiful illustrations. I can't wait to see his reaction." Read more
Customers find the book makes a good gag gift.
"...Awesome gift better shared." Read more
"This book and the series is EPIC!!!! A good gag gift and conversation starter…" Read more
"...It was a perfect gift for our adult gift exchange at Christmas. It is hilariously inappropriate." Read more
"This book is so funny and it was a perfect gift for an ongoing joke." Read more
Customers appreciate the book's creativity, with some noting it makes a cute bathroom book, and one mentioning it pairs well with Brenda's Beaver.
"Goes well with Brenda’s Beaver needs a Barber" Read more
"...It was a little clever, but some of the subject matter pushed a little too far...." Read more
"...Special shout-out to Sumguyen Bangladesh for the beautiful illustrations. I can't wait to see his reaction." Read more
"Looks good... hilarious!!!" Read more
Customers find the book readable, with one mentioning it is written like a children's book and another noting it rhymes.
"Tony’s nuts is good to read, He cuts them with a cleaver. I felt I needed “Tony’s Nuts” After “Brenda shaves her beaver”... =P" Read more
"Hilariously funny! Written like a children's book; made for an adult. Definitely worth reading for a good laugh with friends" Read more
"...I read it aloud at our white elephant party. It's dirty, it rhymes. It's a great gift!!" Read more
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Customers have mixed opinions about the adult content of the book, with some finding it great while others note it's not suitable for young children.
"Hilariously funny! Written like a children's book; made for an adult. Definitely worth reading for a good laugh with friends" Read more
"...I hate that it has to be stated that these are not actually kids books and saying that you could read these to your kids... no. No, you couldn’t...." Read more
"Great adult book..." Read more
"Hilarious,not for the little ones...." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2024My 12 year old daughter found every page hilarious. She then began to regal me with her exact knowledge of what the book’s hidden story was about. I honestly didn’t know for sure what she really knew. Boy was this a great book that helped me start these conversations with her!
- Reviewed in the United States on October 15, 2023This was a hit at the baby shower and was the only book that people read out loud
- Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2022Bought this as a baby shower gift for the parents to be. Thought they could use a little humor. They decided to read it aloud and everyone got a great laugh out of it. Awesome gift better shared.
- Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2023This book and the series is EPIC!!!! A good gag gift and conversation starter…
- Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2023The books are great and when I had an issue with the order the Company "Reach Around Books" immediately sent new ones to correct the error. I'll be ordering again! A+
- Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2023Goes well with Brenda’s Beaver needs a Barber
- Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2019This book had my in tears,hilarious,the author went for the.....try not to be perverted but a little perverted will do, done just right. Good adult humor.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2023I like the feel of Tony's nuts
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- LouReviewed in the United Kingdom on April 30, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
Read this after seeing Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber. Very funny indeed but not even close to Brenda funny. Will of course immediately be looking for the rest.
- Patti HamReviewed in Canada on April 20, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars Just hilarious
Had me laughing till I was crying. Not sure if this that suitable for children though. Lots of inuendoes. I did really enjoy it though.
- karin malpassReviewed in France on May 9, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars Tony's Nuts
À fantastic little book. Great fun. Kept us all laughing during these dark times. Highly recommend buying Tony's Nuts. 😆
- DaveReviewed in the United Kingdom on March 6, 2019
5.0 out of 5 stars Story Time Favorite
Loved this, very educational as Tony's nuts are equally enjoyed by all people around town. A tale of equality 😂
- Constantina MartelliReviewed in Canada on January 31, 2021
2.0 out of 5 stars I wish it was an actually book
I wish I had the book