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Death Of An Author: A Middang3ard Novella Kindle Edition

4.5 out of 5 stars 50 ratings

What if J.R.R. Tolkien's work wasn't fiction? What if the works of all your favorite fantasy and sci-fi writers wasn’t fiction, but a primer to help humanity get accustomed to a harsh truth?

There are nine known realms, a world for each race, including dwarves, gnomes, and elves.

In the middle rests Middang3ard.

War is coming… The Dark One is Coming.

Your favorite authors have banded together to prepare humanity for the coming war.

But the Dark One knows of their efforts and seeks to stop them.

Gathering together for a writers conference to discuss the next steps in the war effort, the Dark One launches an attack to wipe them all out in one fell swoop.These authors must put down their keyboards and No2 Pencils and pick up actual swords.

Join your favorite authors as they fight in order to keep telling their stories.


Welcome to Middang3ard’s Death of an Author … but reader beware. Your favorite authors will die trying to protect humanity.


Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07ZHMJKJ5
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ LMBPN Publishing; 1st edition (October 22, 2019)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 22, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.2 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 163 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 30, 2019
    The entire thing is a blood bath...authors are dropping like flies, nay more like maggots in a butcher’s garbage can. Some are flung into a quest, a journey through a dungeon with no plan or clues to assist them. Others are desperately fleeing their imminent destruction .... and meeting death in various ways...yet within a common theme. And as someone once wrote. “Them that die, will be the lucky ones”. A good read if taken in the proper aspect. Or a magical place.
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2019
    It's a light but of fun reading. I won't list the authors involved, except for 3 spoilers hints: Martha doesn't last long enough; one of my favorite writers, Lindsay Buroker, has a satisfyingly long magical role; and Michael Anderle is gonna find BA sinking her Louboutins into his back while he has to do pushups. On each exhale, he's gonna have to come up with better curses to utter when dying.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2019
    If you don't want to spit your food out from laughing i suggest you don't read this whole eating or drinking anything. This is a hilarious tutorial on how to kill your author friends off in a fantasy book. Sounds weird? Trust me it's a load of laughs and you need to read this!
  • Reviewed in the United States on August 4, 2020
    What a hoot! Thank you Ramy Vance!!! Be sure to read the Middang3ard series of you ever played D&D!! It's amazing!!!
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2019
    It was a series of deaths, many deaths. The fact that those dying had handed out death to many was a bonus.

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  • VsReviews
    5.0 out of 5 stars A must read!
    Reviewed in Australia on October 31, 2019
    Any fans of any of these authors must read this!!! A hilarious, cheesy, fantastical tale about our authors. Ramy has excelled.
  • Barbara Davies
    5.0 out of 5 stars Tears of laughter
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 16, 2020
    Ever fantasised about killing an author? Yes, me too and this book was hilarious.

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