Calm The Fuck Down Coloring Book

Product Description

Sasha’s Latest Books I f*cking Love You and Color Me Hangry Are Now Available and Make Perfect GiftsThis Best Selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor.Color the things you can't say.

21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages.
Irreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in detail.
Coloring images include beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies.
Each picture has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is", "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching", and other humorous and subversive sayings.
Look for other books from Sasha O'Hara, including Chill the Fck Out, Cheer the Fck Up and Happy fcking Holidays, Cheaper than Therapy, and more to come….
For more info, free coloring pages, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com
CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Top Reviews

This book is my life summarized in silly pictures
by MissyBissy (5 out of 5 stars)
April 22, 2016

This book summarizes my life. The day it arrived in the mail, my 12 year old daughter was having a hysterical fit over the screen of her iPhone not working correctly (which was solved by restarting her phone - but not until she sobbed hysterically about her life being over for 30 minutes). I looked at her face, I looked at the book, I looked at her face again, I looked at the book again. And all was right with the world.

I don't have enough words in my vocabulary to describe how awesome the drawings are in this book. Sometimes I want something intricate to focus on while the world around me is being annoying. Sometimes I want something quick and easy. And some days I just want to color in pictures with silly words. This book allows me to do all of the above.

I can't even begin to pick a favorite picture. There are so many incredible choices. They work well with pens and pencils. The pictures are cheeky and fun. There's something to suit every mood swing. Well almost every move swing - I'm not sure about the full spectrum of tween girl mood swings yet.

I seriously want to find the author and give her a hug. And maybe buy her a drink. Because she gets it. I already ordered the next book in the series - and I know I will love it too.

I've attached a couple of my favorites. These gave me great joy to color. If this matches your sense of humor - then you need this book
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Four Stars
by RISA JOHNS (4 out of 5 stars)
February 23, 2016

Loved the title.
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Favorite coloring book to date!
by Melissa S (5 out of 5 stars)
January 28, 2016

This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the f down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside. Only thing that could make it better is if it were spiral bound, but that's just my preference.
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Would be better with thicker paper
by Tawanda (3 out of 5 stars)
March 10, 2018

Love the coloring sheets the only bad side is I kept thinking that the sheets was to thin and I was absolutely right if you color with markers you must rip the page out 🙄 other than that I guess it's a good coloring book love the pictures that's in the book and also the different quotes on the pages
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Not a bad purchase!
by Mimi L,Top Contributor: Coloring (4 out of 5 stars)
February 1, 2017

This is a fun book that gives you a wee chuckle when you start coloring. And during. Then when you read it again when you come back to continue your coloring. The pages are fairly interesting and easy to color. Thee is something for everyone. Easy ones, tiny detailed, and the average coloring page. I feel it's not as intimidating as some of the books out there with billions of tiny coloring spaces where you have to figure out how to make it beautiful. Therefore, doing the opposite of what calling coloring is supposed to do! It only has 21 pages but they last unless you're a coloring beast and get them done quickly. Hopefully that was informative!
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Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Those Who are Sarcastic!
by Kristin B.,Top Contributor: Activewear (5 out of 5 stars)
April 7, 2016

A couple months ago, I joined the adult coloring book craze and have purchased a number of different coloring books. I mostly choose coloring books with animal designs, mandalas, and various patterns but I needed something to satisfy my sarcastic side. Once I found this book, I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed!

When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through.

This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it!
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Love this entire book
by Bonny (5 out of 5 stars)
January 26, 2016

Love this entire book. Pictures are a fun challenge to color & the quotes are very funny & true!! Hoping that there will be another book soon!!
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Great concept kind of repetitive
by sillygirrl (4 out of 5 stars)
September 5, 2016

I love the idea of this book but I don't think it was executed correctly. The words are all diffrent and that's good. But the flowers and the artworks are all about the same on most of the pages. Seems a little boring. But still a lot of fun to color
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Irreverent without the vulgarity
by Elizabeth Sanford (5 out of 5 stars)
March 21, 2017

It took me a while to find this coloring book and I'm so glad I did. I wanted an adult coloring book for my sister for Christmas but I was having a hard time finding a book that was still cheeky without being vulgar; so many of the adult coloring books I looked at included words like cumdumpster or cumslut which I personally find just disgusting, never something I'd give to a loved one.

We had great fun coloring this together (siblings and cousins alike), and greatly enjoyed pages that toted things like "Bite Me" with a picture of an apple or "I love the sound you make when you shut up" featuring a parrot.
10/10 would buy this again :)
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Funny and great conversation piece.
by K. Carriere,Top Contributor: Camping (4 out of 5 stars)
March 21, 2017

I have this coloring book on my coffee table with a roll of color pencils and a few other coloring books. It's definitely a conversation piece. Friends have laughed at it and picked it up to look through. The quality is pretty standard for coloring books.

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