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Give any wholesome campfire a hellish twist by setting these fire pit human skulls ablaze! Each skull measures around 7x9 inches and is made of fireproof cement capable of withstanding temperatures as high as 3,000°F.

Bring a whole lot of awesomeness into your life by beautifying your personal space with a David Hasselhoff Chia Pet. He comes dressed in his iconic Knight Rider outfit and will grow a bitching green afro in just one to two weeks.

Why leave things up to chance when you can create your own luck using these double-sided prank quarters instead? Designed to look like a 1932 quarter, this realistic-looking quarter is crafted from metal and will be perfect for all types of pranks.

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