Dogs and cats may be fun but they are also very messy. Enjoy the perks of having a pet with a fraction of the responsibility with this Sea Monkeys starter kit. The kit comes with hundreds of eggs that will let you start your very own and lively sea monkey colony.

Get in on the pumpkin spice craze without losing your man card by keeping it fall fresh with a pack of Dude Wipes. These man-sized flushable wipes will leave your bum feeling cleaned, refreshed, and smelling like 'clove nutmeg and other fall sh*t'.

The Invisibility Shield 2.0 is the ultimate tool in personal stealth technology. Engineered to bend light around objects, it renders them nearly invisible to the naked eye. Ideal for privacy, security, or just plain having fun with photography and friends.

Add a little humor to your office space by bringing in this bubble fart blower guy. This cheeky battery operated toy stands around six inches tall and blows a constant stream of tiny bubbles out of his disturbingly detailed little anus.

Tea By Mood is your emotional support in a box -- 40 organic tea bags across 8 blends to match whatever vibe you're in. Whether you need to focus, reflect, sleep, or just chill, there's a soothing sip waiting just for you, baby.

Freshen up your cryptid encounters with the Bigfoot Air Freshener! At 5 inches tall and pine-scented, it masks odors like a pro while honoring the legendary stench of Sasquatch. Perfect for cars, tents, or teasing your big-footed buddies.

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this 'fucker in charge' name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

Keep your fat wad of C-notes as crisp as the day they came off the press with the invisible money clip. It's easy to use, simply peel and stick the money clip onto the bill while two magnets ensure the cash stays neatly folded and crumple free.

Are your blinkers not as bright as they used to be? Are people not noticing you on the road? You must be low on blinker fluid! Simply add blinker fluid and your blinkers will be brighter than ever! Blinker fluid now features blinker crystals for extra brightness!