Keep your roommates from using your hygienic products by storing them inside this shower locker. It's designed to be mounted directly onto the wall and comes with a waterproof 3-number combination lock that'll ensure your belongings remain secure.

Keep your home smelling pleasant while treating the eyes to a fair maiden of the deep using this mermaid titties incense burner. This elegant piece of home decor displays a physically gifted mermaid lying on top of a small wave-like base adorned.

Create a serene environment that relaxes and delights with this levitating bonsai tree. This gravity defying miniature tree employs magnets to create the illusion that the small tree is magically floating in the middle of the air above its LED illumi

Stop using uncomfortable headphones! Now you can effortlessly listen to your music through this wireless Bluetooth beanie. This stylish garment not only keeps your head warm but it also comes with a small internal speaker so you can conveniently lis

Keep yourself protected while walking through the mean streets by toting around this electric stun gun ring. This discreet weapon fits easily in the palm of your hand so you can quickly use it to deter a would-be attacker from doing you harm.

Win the daily battle against the snooze button by upgrading to this alarm clock rug. The ingenious design forces you to place both of your feet on the soft memory foam rug for at least 3 seconds in order to turn the alarm clock off.

Get on the fast track to diabeetus by spiking your sugar levels with this 5 pound gummi bear bag. This transparent bag comes jam packed with close to 1 000 colorful little Haribo gummi bears in delicious flavors like raspberry orange lemon and pin

Accent your outfit with elaborate works of art by building them on this LEGO brick customizable hat. This trendy cap comes fitted with two LEGO mats over the front that can be used to construct anything your mind can imagine.

The best part of waking up isn't a cup of Folgers - it's this alarm clock vibrator! This bedside companion will wake you up slowly and pleasurably by stimulating your clitoris with thirty different power levels for the ultimate in precision pleasure.