WiperTags is selling Lightsaber Windshield Wiper Blades. They're going for upwards of $15 and come in blue, green, purple, and red. The company's also got dagger, Excalibur sword, chainsaw, katana, machete, and pirate sword varieties too. Something f

This is a picnic blanket that looks like an Oriental rug. It's going for $250 over on Amazon which seems a little steep for a picnic blanket. Still, I like to believe in Bizarro World someone's selling a rug that looks like a picnic blanket. And Biza

BigMouth Inc is selling this giant pizza blanket for $25. The product site swears it's perfect to use at the beach! But I imagine it's perfect to use anywhere you would use a blanket. Then again, what do I know? Maybe there's some blanket protocol I'

Kikkerland is selling this Pizza Night Light for just $6. It's a night light that looks like a pizza pizza on a paper plate. Did I just call a "piece of pizza" a "pizza pizza"? Yes. Yes I did. And you should too. Try it, you'll like it!

Have a Nice Life, Asshole is a breakup coloring book by Creative Collective. It's filled with 50 black and white salty illustrations for you to get lost in and forget about that monster and move the F on with your life. Man, breaking up is hard to do

Go ahead and file this one under L for LOLWUT, W for WTF, and I for I don't know how to explain this to you so I'm just gonna say it to you straight: M-16 gun corn cob holders exist, you guys. I don't know. If you want them, they're being sold over o

What happens when you graduate from college? You gotta graduate from a beer bong to a champagne bong! Because you're the fanciest alky there is! This is the Chambong, it's a bong for chugging your bubbly. You can score a set of two for just $40. Alte

This is the Chill Bag, an eight-foot giant bean bag. It looks cozy AF and I want to live in one. I don't need anything else. I just want a Chill Bag. Unfortunately I don't have $500 lying around to buy one. But perhaps you do, in which case, head ove

Check out this giant inflatable poop emoji float. It's being sold over on Amazon for just $20 which is a completely reasonable price to pay for a float that's gonna make your pool look like a giant toilet. And isn't that what anyone's always wanted?