To me aprons are bibs for adults. I'm a messy eater! This is the Grill Sergeant Apron. It prepares you for even the most brutal of BBQs with its bottle opener 3 tool pockets 4 sauce pockets salt & pepper pockets and an artillery belt that holds 6 can

Remember when I threw that party and we made fun crafts outta cat hair? Of course you don't you never showed up! You didn't even have the decency to RSVP. It's your loss though. I served cocktail wienies drenched in ketchup. Sooo good. But don't you

So you're at some BBQ or a potluck or whatever kinda functions it is that you people who actually get invited to places go to and you wait through the line to get your food pick up a brewski out of the cooler and then you are ready to eat! Except...

They say eyes are the windows to the soul and judging by the way my peepers look when I wake up in the morning my soul is droopy haggard bloodshot and has a hard time staying open. This cutesy heat activated Wake Up Mug is on the same page. Pre-coffe

Thanks to the Handful Boobie Creamer you can enjoy some "fresh squeezed" milk or cream in your morning cup of coffee or bowl of cereal. Let's not be immature about this-at one point in your life you used to drink milk from boobies all the time. Hehe

Deodorant is such a hassle. You gotta remember whether or not you put any on this morning. And there's no way of telling. That rancid smell by the way is NOT me. It's probably the cats or something. Or maybe my shitty neighbor finally died and his ro

In news that will make you go :( iPotty is a toilet for kids that has a built in iPad stand. It's so your little munchkin is properly entertained while he's going to the bathroom. Like I dunno check out Facebook peep Instagram play Angry Birds or wha

Taking photos of the crazy mofos you spot on the street is not easy. Everyone knows what you're up to, even the really, really far gone people. The Mirrorcase lets you snap shots of things in front of you even when your iPhone is facing the ground. I

Poor T-Rex. He may look great in any outfit, but he sure sucks at doing things that require arms. In case you're not familiar with it, the Tumblr blog T-Rex Trying features illustrations by Hugh Murphy of a T-Rex trying to do every day stuff that mos