Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

Product Description

Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25 inches (8.5 centimeters) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the underwear. And at around 1/16 inch thick, you will never know it's there but you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don't smell.

Using Subtle Butt is easy:

1. Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
2. Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. But keep in mind that it only neutralizes what passes through it, so don't let any get around the Subtle Butt.
3. When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.
4. Contains: 5 saving graces.
5. Color: Charcoal black.
6. Material: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon.
7. Measures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 centimeter).
8. Reusable made in the UK and USA. (Disposable version also available

Features

• ODOR FILTER: Activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it!
• DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable & self-adheres to clothing
• EFFECTIVE: Best selling flatulence pad on the market
• GREAT GAG GIFT: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant gift than actual coal
• SIZE: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)

Top Reviews

Not for the faint of fart
by Ryan P (5 out of 5 stars)
April 29, 2017

These fart pads are fundamentally flawed for filtering flatulence. Failing to function, farts flowed forth freely and frankly, the fragrance is freakishly foul. I fantasized about farting frequently without fearing funky fumes following, but failure to field my flagrant flatulence, I find myself frowning and fretting. Forget fornication or fellatio, I am failing to forge friendships because of my formidable and fiery farts. Fashion first aid, I think not, a fashion faux pax is more fitting.

UPDATE:

My prodigy has a particularly putrid posterior, and predominantly produces silent but perpetually potent farts. He persistently plead for permission to put on a pad. As a passenger on a prolonged car ride, he passed gas plentifully and proudly. We were pleased no prominent or persisting odors were present. This product performs when placed properly and perfectly positioned. This was paramount to his proven performance.
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Please save your money.
by C. Daniel (1 out of 5 stars)
November 21, 2018

I bought these for my husband for obvious reasons and I was REALLY looking forward to giving my nose some relief. He passes wind about every 5 minutes even when taking Bean-O. Bottom line- When my husband used Subtle Butt the correct way it did not mask the odor one bit. A friend of mine recommended that we try this product based on the good reviews. I feel like we wasted our money on this product because he blew the Subtle Butt neutralizer pad up. I would have loved to recommend this product but unfortunately I can't. Maybe this product was meant for a gag-gift / practical joke to give to a friend. I had high hopes for it working so I could get some clean air relief. There has to be a product out there to mask the smell of gas. I just haven't had any luck finding one.
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The Holy Grail
by zach (5 out of 5 stars)
January 24, 2015

My flatulence was putting a serious strain on the relationship with my girlfriend. Romantic dinner, movie-goings, and even picnics were turned into foul smelling disaster dates. In the years prior, I spent countless classroom hours mastering the delicate hushed whisper. But the whiffs of gastric murmurs remained untamable. These silent horrors became an embarrassing nuisance this last Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's parents' house. A lovely prepared dinner of turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce turned into an unwanted egg-over-easy menace. And as the conversation lulled into a cloud of unspeakable wrench, her father gave me look of painful disapproval. My relationship was doomed.

This Christmas, I received a life-changing gift, Subtle Butt, from none other than my girlfriend's father. That was not a look of condemnation at Thanksgiving dinner--it was a look of heartbreaking recognition. Has he battled this same war? Did he surrender to the clouds of stink, or did he find a token of absolution. Was Subtle Butt our Holy Grail?

Indeed it was. No longer am I the victim to my own pernicious digestion, but the master of these ocean winds.
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Don't get your hopes up
by Amazon Customer (2 out of 5 stars)
October 16, 2018

I so desperately wanted this product to work. I actually have bought atleast five packages in the past few months in hopes of it working. I bought more in hopes that maybe I was doing it wrong or putting it in the wrong spot. I live with a medical condition that causes me to omit an odour no matter what I do or what I eat (or even what I don't eat). This product hasn't worked me as much as I wish it did. It worked slightly for the first wear but it doesn't at all anymore. My embarrassment continues....
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of the smell went away with the particularly terrible poots. We joke that we should get some ...
by Sunshine (5 out of 5 stars)
July 13, 2018

My significant other has a butt that wants to violently suffocate everyone. This was originally a gag (pun intended) gift but, when used, it actually worked. Most, if not all, of the smell went away with the particularly terrible poots. We joke that we should get some more.
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Surprise! These actually work..not a miracle, but a help.
by Davonavo (4 out of 5 stars)
March 6, 2018

Stinky, putrid, gas is a funny topic...unless it's you passing a cloud so thick you could cut it with a knife..bad enough that a hazmat crew will be called in. I'm on a medication that causes gastric problems..really bad ones😱. ..so bad, my daughter jokingly suggested a bleach enema.. I tried Beano, Gas-ex, etc. with zero results. .This product actually worked. I think the trick is to wear snug underwear and place it in the spot it will do the most good. ..right on the target.

The patches are pretty small, about 3 1/2" square.
I sure feel sorry for people who've had this problem for a long time. This isn't a miracle, but it does help. Thank goodness, my "problem" is improving.
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Poor product
by The Good Guy's Wife (1 out of 5 stars)
June 18, 2018

The pads are very small and do not fit well. They only work if you are sitting down. Be cautious when standing or walking. Poor product design
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No comment, just bought the most ridiculous item ever. Does not work 😳
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
January 5, 2018

This was a joke😫
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The farts still stink
by KCT (1 out of 5 stars)
August 8, 2019

The person I bought this for eats a special diet that has made them looking fit, but unfortunately leaves them with some gas that must come from the deepest depths of hell that I previously thought was only reserved for socialists. I had hoped that this product paired with anti-gas medication would help eliminate the problem, but alas no such luck. All it took was one fart before I knew this product was not the solution in the short or long term, so while it is a good idea, unfortunately the product itself is ineffective. You would be better served using the money towards a military grade gas mask and praying that it will be enough.
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For The Smelly Butt Partner In Your Life
by Kiki K. (5 out of 5 stars)
December 5, 2017

Seriously my husband has some RANK gas... like has seriously made me VOMIT numerous times... when he wears these they actually do help tremendously!!! I bought these as a joke thinking they wouldn't do anything but was sooo pleasantly surprised!!! Too bad we've ran out and need to order more... lol I highly recommend them tho!!

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