USB Cufflinks

Product Description

Give your formal wear a twenty first century touch by accenting it with the USB cufflinks. Within the simplistic and elegant silver exterior there lies a ... [Read more]

Top Reviews

The Robots Will Not Be Fooled
by David H (1 out of 5 stars)
January 6, 2015

Look, we've all been there: here we are, existing as humans, when robots become self-aware and overthrow their human oppressors. Now the human resistance is confined only to hellish places that no one, human or machine, could ever properly live in. Places like Siberia, the Australian Outback, West Virginia.

But wait! Through some wacky chain of events, the human resistance somehow gets an invitation to a formal robot gala celebrating the complete consolidation of control over human civilization. Thinking this could be one of the only chances we have to find a clue as to how to overthrow our new overlords, the human resistance decides to send their best agent to the event undercover. But how to make the disguise work?

A jaded, loose-cannon scientist who lost his wife and children to the robot forces volunteers his services to create the perfect disguise. After hours of labor in his enigmatic laboratory, he emerges with disheveled hair and his solution: USB cufflinks. The circle of elders leading the resistance collectively breath a sigh of relief. Could this finally be it, a way for human beings to turn the tide?

Alas, the robots were not fooled. The agent wearing the seemingly perfect USB cufflink disguise was captured, tortured, and executed. A man of great nobility, he held onto his secrets about the resistance until the very end, but the blow to the human resistance was severe. They lost their best agent, but beyond that, they lost... their hope.
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If the fate of the free world is in your hands, avoid having these on your wrists
by Jay (1 out of 5 stars)
January 3, 2015

As a globe-trotting agent dealing in international espionage under deep cover as a billionaire playboy, formalwear is often a large part of my wardrobe. You would not believe how many times embassy security will confiscate your smartphone with its hidden wireless decryption interface or your Cartier with its built it EMP emitter, so these could be a lifesaver.

Could.

While these might be useful for retrieving covert files and enemy dossiers, with such limited space, that's about all these are good for. Most civilians wouldn't know this, but your typical schematics for an orbital death laser or radioactive robotic scorpion usually need about 30 to 60 gigabytes minimum, let alone something like downloading an evil genius with delusions of world domination's entire computer core.

The fate of the free world depends on more storage space.

Also, whatever they used in the silver plating, it turned my wrists green.
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4 gig?
by Bay Area John (1 out of 5 stars)
January 1, 2015

I'm holding out for at least 32 gig. Each.

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