Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll

Product Description

Does size matter? There’s only one way to find out… measure it! Measure body parts, bodily functions or size-up the window for new curtains. No matter what you decide to measure you’ll be relieved at the thought that everything within reach of the toilet can now be catalogued accurately. How many sheets does it take to get to the door? How long is your hand? How long is the plunger? Where did I put the air freshener? (Well it can’t tell you everything!) For those of us who take particular pride in our toilet activities, or are simply looking for something else to do while on the pot, then the Measuring Toilet Roll is certainly an essential. Monty Python’s Eric Idle once said that, “…one way of measuring the freedom of a society is the amount of comedy that is permitted...” Spinning Hat thinks that their toilet roll backs up this idiom in multiple ways. Now let the freedom commence!

Features

• One roll of measuring tape themed toilet paper
• Measure body parts, bodily functions or size-up the window for new curtains
• Measure at your leisure
• If looking for something else to do while on the pot, then the Measuring Toilet Roll is certainly an essential
• Flushable…obviously

Top Reviews

it'll cut ya (probably)
by NoTiMe (5 out of 5 stars)
November 2, 2014

Great for laughs.....absolutely horrible to use
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Spinning Hat Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
by Sandra Moore (5 out of 5 stars)
November 15, 2013

I love this...... I got this as a FUN gift for my family . I know that it will make them all LAUGH ....

I got the product well within the time I was told....and the product was as it was advertised .......

Thank you
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Great Gag Gift
by Cre (4 out of 5 stars)
December 18, 2013

Bought this for my husband I think he will find it funny and also useful.. not alot of TP in the roll though
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Great Gift!
by Adnil (5 out of 5 stars)
June 5, 2014

Great gift to give to that tool man in your life. It is thick toilet paper and I am sure it absorbs well!
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Gag gift for wife
by Phil Leitch (3 out of 5 stars)
December 5, 2012

got a laugh. so it worked. haven't used it but if we did I'm pretty sure i could set some length records.
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Five Stars
by Reader (5 out of 5 stars)
November 19, 2014

Hilarious for a white elephant gift
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Cute
by Sarah (3 out of 5 stars)
January 6, 2013

I got this to give as a white elephant gift for christmas. It went over really well.

The only thing is that the packaging came apart by the time it got to me in the mail.
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was too funny
by nativex (5 out of 5 stars)
February 13, 2013

She loved it!!! :D Measure it! Measure it! hahahaha hahaha ten more words pssssh six more four more two more, done.
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Overpriced
by JF (2 out of 5 stars)
July 2, 2015

Very overpriced for what it is
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roll itself does not measure up
by Ms. Mouse (3 out of 5 stars)
August 1, 2013

Rather small roll of paper for the cost. Cute for a gag gift or for a carpenter or someone using a tape measure alot but you can get 6-12 big rolls of regular paper for this price.

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