Boobie Milk Dispenser

Product Description

The boobie milk dispenser doesn't add actual breast milk to your coffee, but the function certainly resembles lactation. The squeezable device, in the shape ... [Read more]

Features

• Great gag gift
• Holds creamer for your coffee
• Soft and squeezeable
• Makes a Great Fun Gag Gift
• Great for parties

Top Reviews

gets used frequently!!
by adam finkbeiner (4 out of 5 stars)
August 11, 2014

Great gag gift!!!
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Horrible product!!!!!
by courtney (1 out of 5 stars)
February 6, 2013

Cheap cheap cheap and small. It was like squeezing a dolls head. I thought for how much I paid it would at least be a squeezable functional silicone material. Not something I could have bought at the cheapest dollar store in town. This thing is barely functional. I guess use as mainly a gag gift. WAY OVER PRICED and super small.
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Heh Boobs...
by French (5 out of 5 stars)
November 22, 2013

Hah, a good gag gift. I gave it to a coworker. It still hasn't been used, but it has been added to his boob toy collection.
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It did make my wife laugh but I was disappointed with the product's actual performance - the *nipple
by John (3 out of 5 stars)
February 3, 2016

I got this for my daugher who's being weaned from breastfeeding. Well, also to make my wife laugh, maybe even mostly to make my wife laugh, but technically it was for my daughter.

It did make my wife laugh but I was disappointed with the product's actual performance - the *nipple* pulls out! Very easily =/ So disappointing.

All in all not something you should expect to be able to use... but as a gag gift goes, funny enough.
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Hard, cheap plastic
by K. Phillips (1 out of 5 stars)
April 7, 2014

This was not at all as described. It isn't "squeezable" in the least. It is hard, cheap plastic. The filling hole to put the creamer in is very small. There is no way to clean it out once it has been used. It is also much smaller than the Photoshopped picture indicates. The picture shows the boob filling a grown persons hand, creamer pouring out in a stream. Yeah right. It's a little bigger than a golf ball, with a small hole that can drip out liquid if you try hard enough.

Don't waste your money. It's not even a quality gag gift. A more reasonable price would be under two dollars.
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Heh, Boobs
by S. Wu (5 out of 5 stars)
January 27, 2013

Good gag gift, and fairly practical at that. Worth the small amount of money to get a laugh out of people. Smaller than pictured, but reasonable size for creamer.
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Boob
by Tammy miller (4 out of 5 stars)
December 28, 2013

Very fast shipping. Product looked good but I wasn't aware that it was a hard plastic, I'm afraid that if you squeeze it to hard it will dent and not go back into its original shape, so I was not as happy with this product. However it was very funny regardless. Cost was reasonable.
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boo.....b
by Terri (2 out of 5 stars)
January 21, 2015

Very small and the plastic is hard so it's not that easy to use.
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very funny
by Tommy (5 out of 5 stars)
October 5, 2013

funny a little cheaplooking but perfect for a joke and be sure not to put milk in it before giving it to your friend
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Cute but not practical
by JonBolt! \o/ (5 out of 5 stars)
December 18, 2015

Funny joke

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