A Sack of Shit

Product Description

These 4 man-made turds (but not the way you think--these are a wood composite) vary in size from 2" dia. to 3" long and look real enough at first glance! Eech. [Read more]

Features

• This is high quality fake poop! Don't waste your money on the fake plastic stuff of the past. We have modernized and upgraded your parents toy poop. This is the ultimate poop gag gift
• Our poop toys are not edible!! Please do not try to consume the shit in our sack. It is not candy and is only meant to be a funny gift to prank your friends, family, etc...
• The sack is not a replacement for picking up real poop. While you can use it one time in an emergency, we would not recommend it. We recommend using recyclable poopy bags instead.
• A great stocking stuffer for someone that has everything. A gift that shows how much you care is sure to leave a lasting impression. Save the coal for someone else.
• To care for your shit we suggest a quick wipe down with a damp cloth, toilet paper, wet wipe, or paper towel then air dry. It should be ready to use again quickly.

Top Reviews

But sadly the janitor did not like my prank and promptly picked up the poo by ...
by Shopicorn (5 out of 5 stars)
August 25, 2017

I bought theses to prank my neighbors in my apartment building. I only used two swirly poos and the one log. The diarrhea I tossed. I put one swirl and the logger, behind the plant next to the elevator, and the other swirl turd behind the bench everyone sits on while they wait for vallet to bring out their car. Lol When I checked again the turd by the bench was still there and I p sure vallet took credit for my ingenious prank concidering this is Miami and everyone has micro dogs that would defiantly Go poo back there! But sadly the janitor did not like my prank and promptly picked up the poo by the elevator plant. :(
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Look real
by RAWETZEL (5 out of 5 stars)
October 18, 2018

I have these for some time I would put them on the floor and my wife would chase after the dog. Had to stop using them felt bad for the dog
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Fool them at first, second, and third glance.....
by Al Dub (4 out of 5 stars)
May 8, 2019

This is very realistic looking fake poop. You get four pieces. At first glance and even second glance, it will fool most people. Light weight, and dry. I placed it strategically in the office, until we got an office wide email about not bringing our dogs to the office and if we did, we needed to clean up after them. The pieces are small though each fits in the palm of my hand.
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April Fools / Easter
by Kittylover (5 out of 5 stars)
March 13, 2019

We did gag gifts for Easter when it landed on April fools. This was hidden in a large egg and the "main hunt prize" the kids thought it was hilarious (don't worry they are teens). They still use these regularly to prank people. The cats also think they are a fun toy. These are more realistic then the other fake poop I had ordered to go into the smaller eggs.
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but it was still a funny joke and worked out great
by Kindle Customer (3 out of 5 stars)
September 6, 2016

A lot smaller than we expected, but it was still a funny joke and worked out great.
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Good for playing tricks
by Newmom (4 out of 5 stars)
February 2, 2018

Bought fake poo just as my kiddos asked to trick daddy on April fools. Long time to wait but it does look real. I there the bag out before showing them, wish it had a different name. Only reason I gave it 4 stars.
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Look hilariously real.
by j (5 out of 5 stars)
October 14, 2017

These look so real and are a great laugh to use as a joke or prank. Who doesn't like a good poop joke?
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It's a fun joke gift, looks like pictures!
by TL (5 out of 5 stars)
December 15, 2017

It's a cute white elephant gift (with gift card!) We like to joke around and it will be fun. It looks pretty real for the price! My daughter got it so I will try to return with a picture but it looks as good as the pictures they have.
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Does not look real at all
by Michael N. (2 out of 5 stars)
February 19, 2019

I have young boys who like to play pranks with stuff like this. None of these poops looked real. My kids have had fake poop in the past and it was definately more real looking than these. I gave two stars for the idea of the bag filled with poop. Good idea, just needs a little better quality.
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Fake Fecal Material in a bag.
by GeoffU (5 out of 5 stars)
July 28, 2017

As advertised. Amazon refused my first review.

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