Sock Sandals

Product Description

The SILLY SOCKS Sock Sandals in white is a great gift for adults for any celebration and holiday. Includes two white sock with black sandal design socks. Non-slip sole; made of cotton. These super stretchy socks fit many shoe sizes for both women and men. Socks go up to mid-calf. Machine washable.

Features

• Includes two white sock with black sandle design socks
• Non-slip sole
• Fit show size XX - XX
• Fun, useful gift for adults
• Machine washable

Top Reviews

Novelty Gift, Actually Works
by Caromcg (5 out of 5 stars)
June 6, 2014

This was a novelty gift (what else?). Surprisingly, however, the recipient has worn them on numerous occasions. They look to be of good quality. A 5-star smile.
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Style
by Ducks scare me (5 out of 5 stars)
April 29, 2014

Once I got the sandal socks I get stares of pure lust from all the ladies! Too bad they feel so intimidated that they never actually talk to me.
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Great GAG gift, not so great sock..gift?
by JennerekBRAND (2 out of 5 stars)
February 17, 2015

Hilarious gag gift for my boyfriend and they really do look as pictured. They aren't the most comfortable and feel a bit cheap but they are hilarious. There was a small hole in each sock when we got them and may grow in size after some washes so I was a bit bummed.
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Great gift!
by Kaley Ruppe (5 out of 5 stars)
June 18, 2014

I purchased these socks for my dad for Father's Day, more as a "gag" gift. We make fun of him all the time for wearing socks with his sandals. But HEY! Now he doesn't even need the sandals! Very Funny!
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Get the sock/sandal look without having to splurge on the sandals
by KBD87 (5 out of 5 stars)
December 9, 2015

HA. These are great. My infant was wearing socks that looked like shoes and my brother commented that he wished they made sock shoes for grown men - Merry Christmas!
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Funny
by Kindle Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
July 11, 2019

Hilarious socks for the man who really does wear socks with sandals lol
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great gag gift
by marcin wosik (4 out of 5 stars)
July 11, 2013

I purchased this item for my uncle who always wears socks with sandals. more of a gag gift than a toy as this is labeled. However, it took over 4 weeks to receive.
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... for a small laugh in an envelope sender was good - I just do not like to product
by Margarete (2 out of 5 stars)
February 16, 2016

too cheap made very small even tho gag gift was for a male and it will not be usable at all -but for a small laugh in an envelope sender was good - I just do not like to product.
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Easy transaction.
by Purplerose60 (5 out of 5 stars)
April 9, 2018

Was as expected. Easy transaction.
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Finally! Style without compromise!
by Richard Holderby (5 out of 5 stars)
November 27, 2012

Often times I find myself far from a good pair of sandals to match my socks. I suffer the shame and humiliation I face in public wearing sandals... *shudders* WITHOUT socks... Faces smeared with ridicule, children pointing and laughing at my perfectly manicured toes, the fresh air wafting over them, rendering my feet dry and cool! It is too much to consider bearing another day! Finally, desperately searching online, I found these wondrous miracles of modern man after what seemed like months of digging. Days without sleep had I searched for the answer to my problems. Sandals with socks sown in, socks with sandals attached... Oh, the vile monstrosities that man derived, of which I bore witness to, were of apocalyptic proportions.

I pleaded unto the heavens "I will sell my sole for a solution!" I sat for hours looking skyward, expecting some sort of a response. Sadly, I returned to my glaring computer screen, a lone tear seeping out of my bloodshot eye socket and down my weathered and wrinkled cheek. I was forced to abandon all hope. Suddenly, the webpage refreshed, loading the list of items for sale once again. Feeling as though one last look through the stock couldn't hurt before I bid farewell to my loathsome world, I scrolled down. And there, at the bottom of the list..! Could it be?! YES! SOCK SANDALS!

Blood coursed anew in my veins; adrenaline... pumping into every orifice of my being! Emotions flooding every atom of every cell of every nerve! I was sobbing uncontrollably, dripping drool and snot carelessly from my face like a newborn child. This was my holy grail... This second did I become enlightened and allowed entrance into Nirvana!

Finally an end to my shame! No longer must I bear the burden of sockless sandals or sandaless socks! Gaining my composure, I bought them without a second thought and had them shipped overnight. I waited, sleepless, in my bed, rocking myself gently back and forth and staring unblinkingly at the picture of them I had printed out. Seconds ticked by like sap oozing out of a nicked tree. Slow did the time pass. I could feel the very hair on my head growing, see cells dividing within the pores of my skins. Though I struggled to keep my sanity, I fought to hold on; every second was a victory towards my ultimate reward.

They arrived not a moment too soon. I sprang forth from the door to meet the delivery man in the street, laughing hysterically as I ripped the envelope from his hands and kissing him square on the mouth. I then promptly sat down on the asphalt, sparing no regard for the feeble packaging keeping me from my goal. At last, I thought, they are right here in my hands, and they are all I ever dreamed they would be! Sobbing again, I delicately slipped them over my toes, flinching as I pulled them up my ankle. Easy does it... don't want to stretch out those fibers. After several minutes of tampering and teasing them up, they were fully erect.

I jumped a clear four feet in the air from a sitting position, tapping my heals together and shouting some unintelligible cry that seemed to come from deep within my loins. I sprinted up the street, the tight knit of the sock sandals giving my feet the maximum aerodynamic properties a mere mortal can hope to achieve without stealing Mercury's winged shoes. My toes barely touched ground as the crowds began to gather around me, fawning over the glory that was draped over my feet. I felt ten feet tall that day as those watching began to cheer, throwing roses at my feet and saluting me as I passed. Nothing could hold me down.

I flew that day. I flew.

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