Sure Fuck Cologne

Product Description

Not just a novelty cologne. Sure Fuck Cologne is a clean, fresh, manly scent with a BADASS name. Sure Fuck Cologne is a EDT blended with stimulating, clean, top notes of Italian lemon and Tuscan mandarin, mixed with moist green ferns and just a pinch of pink pepper. The heart-note of lavender, entwined with purported aphrodisiacal scents of warm coriander and Neroli orange-flower, is layered over a light patchouli base. Rounding out the finish is cedar, sandalwood and amber, to evoke an earthy masculinity. Sure Fuck Cologne contains NO artificial colors or additives NO pheromones and NO exotic animal parts. Men, don't waste your hard-earned money . . . Unless you're the world's most Fuckable Man, try Sure Fuck Cologne! & attract women. Ladies, having trouble finding the right gift for your man? Why not give him something he can really appreciate: A bottle of Sure Fuck Cologne

Features

• Not just a novelty cologne, Sure Fuck Cologne is a clean, fresh, manly scent with a BADASS name!
• Ladies how about a gift your man will really appreciate!
• Sure Fuck Cologne is a Perfect Stocking Stuffer
• Great for Bachelor parties!
• Domestic Shipping Only Unless you're the worlds most Fuckable Man, you need Sure Fuck Cologne!

Top Reviews

Lives up to its name
by Alf (5 out of 5 stars)
July 17, 2017

I bought this cologne strictly because of the name. Turns out every woman that i made smell me has loved it. Better than just a joke. And its gotten me laid a lot already. Two thumbs up.
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Bought this because I saw good reviews, thought it was hilarious it came with ...
by Justin R. Vannoy (4 out of 5 stars)
February 17, 2016

Bought this because I saw good reviews, thought it was hilarious it came with a condom. Actual good smell and long lasting, my gf doesn't like the smell but everyone else does hah.
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Good price, fast shipping, quality product, works as advertised ;)
by Ethan (5 out of 5 stars)
December 6, 2017

This was obviously a purchase because of it's hilarious name. Not only did my package arrive much earlier than expected, it smells incredible!! I went out for drinks and the ladies were all asking about it. This cologne made me some VERY comfortable companions tonight. 10/10!
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and it really does smell amazing! Not only that
by Courtney Herb (5 out of 5 stars)
May 30, 2018

Bought this for my boyfriend, and it really does smell amazing! Not only that, but the scent lasts all day. I 100% will be getting this for him again once he runs out. One spritz and you're good for the day, I think; it's a little strong, so use it lightly.
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Not a long lasting smell.
by Joe (3 out of 5 stars)
July 9, 2019

Good smell but doesn't last all day like a name brand. 3 hours and the smell is gone. Watered down.
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Smells amazing!
by todd (5 out of 5 stars)
August 3, 2018

I wasn't sure what to expect but this is the best smelling cologne I have ever worn. I actually started to use this instead of my Armani for going out and get way more compliments.
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Smells nice, but does it work....
by Jred22 (4 out of 5 stars)
August 23, 2013

I bought this for a laugh and it has a surprisingly delightful scent. I really wasn't expecting it to smell all that great (maybe like sex?); I wouldn't recommend it as a gift for your priest or pastor, but would definitely recommend it for any friends you might have who frequent the strip clubs. I have no legitimate reason for recommending it other than the name is kind of funny, however, if you plan on using this cologne to actually increase your chance of success with the ladies, stick with the Acqua di Gio; it smells better. Still, this cologne emanates a somewhat pleasant odor. Was there anything on the product description that says it is not sure? In case anyone plans to sue for false advertising. Oh well. I like it just the same.
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dat smell doe
by krazykarl (5 out of 5 stars)
May 24, 2014

Smells super good, I get compliments on it all the time from it. plus its funny telling people when they ask what cologne it is. Excellent cologne for the price.
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Smells Great but doesn't really do what it says.
by Juan A. De Jesus (4 out of 5 stars)
March 30, 2013

Great smelling. Fast shipping and enticing. the smell fades over times. Needs a little more kick. Would love to try a reformulated version of the product.
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Serves as a gag gift and as a serious gift
by Lisa Smith (5 out of 5 stars)
February 14, 2013

The name of the cologne made me laugh, so I purchased it for my husband as a gag gift for Valentine's Day. I had no idea how great it would smell. I do not like most colognes, but this one is light and has a jasmine tone almost like Acqua di Gio that is clean, refreshing and completely wonderful.

I would recommend this to anyone who wants to smell great and who wouldn't get offended by the name.

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