Stripper Sloth Shower Curtain

Product Description

Sometimes taking a shower is the last thing anyone wants to do. If you have to do it (Yes, please do), you may as well get a good laugh between bathroom trips. Sharp Shirter's quirky fun shower curtains complement even the most obscure sense of humor. We have the most unique designs in the business ranging from pirate themed bathroom decor and nautical designs to art deco and boho chic styles. Our cool fabric shower curtains provide all the jokes you've been missing in the bathroom. Beyond giving you a laugh, we guarantee satisfaction. Our waterproof curtains are printed on 100% polyester with the highest quality ink to ensure durability and vibrant colors. Furthermore, our curtains are mildew resistant and machine washable! Make every day fun with a quirky & unique shower curtain from Sharp Shirter! We have searched far and wide for the most awesome shower curtain for our fans and customers! We're inspired by everything around us, and never stop working to bring you unique bathroom decor for every taste and preference. Looking for nautical theme, or a funny shower curtain to show off to your guests? Our hilarious artwork makes it possible for you to express yourself in your bathroom. What you display says something, and you shouldn't have to settle for a store that doesn't provide you with exactly what you're looking for.

Top Reviews

Make it Rain
by Jesse Drew (5 out of 5 stars)
May 18, 2014

Best purchase I've made this year.

Shower time is never dull in the mornings with this sexy & seductive stripper sloth.

We dance,wash & sing together.

I've named him Monica. He's a hot mess & I love to make it rain erry day.
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This belongs in every home
by MissyBissy (5 out of 5 stars)
October 26, 2015

There is a time and a place for everything. I would say the time for a stripper sloth shower curtain is now, and the place is the apartment of my son and his girlfriend.

I purchased this as a housewarming gift for the two most twisted people I know. I just happened to carry one of them in my womb for 9 months. When they opened the package - their eyes lit up with delight and they ran off to the bathroom to install this beautiful piece of contemporary art. I couldn't tell if their roommate was appreciative or appalled - or a little bit of both.

If you are on the fence - I would say buy it. You can impress your friends and be the talk of the town.
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I am so glad to to have this hard working girl in the ...
by izbaby (5 out of 5 stars)
July 22, 2014

I am so glad to to have this hard working girl in the house. She picks the bills up slow but I know she is working to put herself through college and support her illegitimate offspring. Make it rain! LOL this is a great conversation piece for any bathroom with for a family with a sense of humor. The hard part was finding towels to match.
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sent plastic hooks
by Layla Lucinda (1 out of 5 stars)
July 12, 2018

l left seller feedback expressing my disappointment and frustration that this gift to myself was delivered with white plastic hooks and not the metal rust proof rings described product as advertized fin the photo featured. When I took the fabric out, If the company lies about this much, why should I believe the material is also mildew proof? Their practice of cutting cheap corners is a deceiving business that should change the detail to be accurate to keep customer trust loyalty.
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Cute, but not worth it.
by Mskat (2 out of 5 stars)
August 28, 2019

While this item is super cute!! The color, & print quality are not very good! I honestly don't feel it's worth what I paid, because of the coloring.
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Since buying this, two attempt were made to steal ...
by rebecca (5 out of 5 stars)
February 11, 2018

Since buying this, two attempt were made to steal it out of my house by guests. The item is as described, very pigmented color, and makes all who see it jealous.
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Best ever sexy time shower curtain!
by Greg Root (5 out of 5 stars)
September 8, 2015

This is an awesome shower curtain! Shower time has never been so sexy, just toss a few Washingtons at Sandy (the sexy, stripper sloth) and see the fun start. Also (so I heard) if you go to the back room with Sandy you can get a CJ for a certain sum. And if you have to ask what a CJ is, you can't afford it.
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Nothing is Better than This!
by Lyhanna S. (5 out of 5 stars)
September 7, 2018

I couldn't have found a better shower curtain if it'd paid $100+! Not only is the design absolutely amazing, but it's actually good quality and seems like it'll hold up for a long time. I've had it for about a week now and I still love seeing it every time I walk into my bathroom
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Dull color, blurry and misaligned
by crystalgel (1 out of 5 stars)
January 26, 2016

I was so excited about this shower curtain and even more thrilled when I received it through Amazon's same day delivery. The product listing states that they "use the highest grade ink and state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors". However I was highly disappointed when I received a dull maroon, blurry and misaligned print job. I will be returning this product.
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its beautiful
by Mr. Funny Pants (5 out of 5 stars)
April 3, 2019

very sexy

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