Santaur Ornament

Product Description

Everyone knows what a centaur is, but this Christmas get to know Santaur. Santaur is a bare-chested, half-horse half-Santa who brings presents to all the good children and he doesn't need any stupid reindeer to do it! This 6" (15.2 cm) tall glass ornament is a sure-fire attention getter during any holiday get together. It can hang by the included string or stand on its own in the middle of the dinner table as a centerpiece. On Christmas Eve, don't leave Santa milk and cookies, leave Santaur a carrot and a sugar cube.

Features

• Santaur has been working out. How do you improve Santaur?
• This new design is a 5" (12.7 cm) hand-blown glass ornament that has way better abs and a sack of toys!
• Some find Santaur weird, others see him as strangely alluring, but everyone has to admit that a half-horse/half-Santa is pretty darn Christmas-y
• Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own; comes in illustrated acetate tube
• Our Santaur hand blown glass ornament is sure to make you the hit of any ornament exchange

Top Reviews

Just buy it. Buy one for yourself too, trust me.
by Amber (5 out of 5 stars)
December 22, 2016

I was on the hunt for the perfect ornament for a ~ladies night~ gift exchange. When Santaur popped up during my search, I got so excited I threw my phone across the room.

Santaur. Ohhhh Santaur. I was giddy with excitement to give this thing away to my oldest, dearest friend. I waited until the very end of the exchange, after everyone else had opened their gifts to lukewarm reception, then bestowed this fine specimen unto my best bosom pal.

When Santaur was unwrapped, there was complete pandemonium. Spit takes and deep, painful belly laughs all around. I think someone fainted.

My best friend "literally could not even" with Santaur. He immediately earned the spot of honor at the top of her tree for all Christmases to come.

Santaur made everyone else jealous.

Santaur startled her husband when he came home from work that night.

Santaur scares her toddler.

I'm buying myself a Santaur next year.
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the container he comes in is coated in some sort of greasy clear coating that smells and feels like
by Roxann breidenbach (3 out of 5 stars)
December 22, 2015

There is a flaw on his right hind quarter. A chip...and perhaps more disturbingly, the container he comes in is coated in some sort of greasy clear coating that smells and feels like the liquid from a freshly opened package of bologna. I'm not joking.

I can return the ornament after finally getting it, three days before christmas, and get one without a flaw, but I will never be able to get over that greasy film. Now I need to wash my hands and clean my keyboard.
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I was wrong. Not a chip. I noticed how it appeared to be lying on top of the surface and not gouged out of it, so I opened him up and scratched it off with my nail. Still no known reason for what smells like bologna juice all over the outside of the original product packaging.
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Fun, large ornament
by Yjt (4 out of 5 stars)
November 21, 2015

This was bought for an ugly ornament gift exchange. It is quite large in size, but my kids even thought it was fun. I haven't had the exchange yet, but can't wait for it. it is funny with the name 'Santaur'. One eye wasn't painted as well as the other little black eye, but it is totally fine and I could use a sharpie if I really wanted to. Colors are nice and shows exactly as the picture.
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Perfect nerd gift
by KaitLeit (5 out of 5 stars)
December 26, 2017

This is bigger than I thought it would be but I was pleasantly surprised! It doesn't look like a cheap piece of junk and I love the detail in Santa's face, etc. It was perfect as a weird gift for a fantasy loving friend.
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Pro: Hilarious & big! Con: It's container is fragile.
by CosmosTheMouse (4 out of 5 stars)
August 7, 2016

The ornament itself is hilarious and a lot larger than I thought it was going to be. Santaur is quite buff and has all the looks of a classic tree ornament. People will for sure check it out when it's on a tree. THE PROBLEM is the container it comes in (at least mine). I don't know if these are old or what, but the plastic cylinder it comes in is SUPER brittle. A chunk on the side broke off and the bottom cracked on delivery. The ornament itself is fine though.

I plan on giving it as a white elephant gift.
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Heirloom quality santaur
by D. White (5 out of 5 stars)
February 18, 2015

Solid ornament given as a gift. Recipient claimed it was heirloom quality, enjoyed the detail of santa's washboard abs. Packaging is good and it arrived unbroken,packaging is cylindrical however so be forewarned when it comes to wrapping.
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I HAVE DECLARED THAT IT CANNOT BE CHRISTMAS UNTIL SANTUAR IS HUNG FROM OUR TREE!!
by N.A. (5 out of 5 stars)
January 15, 2017

Seriously! Look at him! He's ripped. R-I-P-P-E-D!! Never in my life have I found myself attracted intimately to a a mishmash of mythical beings in plastic form, but something about this just gets my jollies going and makes me want to ho-ho-ho all night long.
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AMAZING!!
by NMargo (5 out of 5 stars)
December 28, 2016

AMAZING!!! Bought this for my brother for Christmas and I definitely won the best gift for this year. Absolutely hilarious and was a hit with the entire family. Packing was a bit iffy, the edges were breaking away, but the ornament arrived in tact. Also, the ornament itself is pretty big, so it definitely would be visible on any tree.
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Fun ornament, very large
by Harlan (5 out of 5 stars)
January 2, 2016

This thing is great! My husband has some sort of obsession with Santaur - he has a sweater with him as well, and now he's saying he wants "Santaur abs" - so I got this for him to hang on his entertainment room christmas tree. It's very large, so I don't think it's going to end up going on the tree, but the bottom is able to just be a base, so we'll probably display it somewhere nearby.
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Santaur far exceeded all my expectations. An otherworldly power ...
by Kelly (5 out of 5 stars)
January 7, 2015

Santaur far exceeded all my expectations. An otherworldly power seemed to eminate from his abs alone. My christmas tree glowed brighter and didn't seem to require water anymore after Santaur was added to its branches for the santaur was the only nourishment required. Highly recommended

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