Witty Yeti Bad Parking Business Cards 10 Designs, 50 Note Pack 18+ Edition. Shame The Idio

Product Description

Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers

How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? It's about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.

Swift, Quiet Revenge

Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down. Either way, you'll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.

Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)

Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor.

The Cards

With a truck that big, your dick must be tiny. Not used to putting big things in small spaces, eh? Learn to park, baby-c**k.

If your parking job reflects your overall life conditions, then you must be used to the phrase "Dumpster Fire".

The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out.

Some tools are useful and handy, other Tools don't understand how to f***ing park.

CONGRATULATIONS! s****y Parking Club Membership.

And 5 more hilarious insults!

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Features

• NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes!
• PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!
• GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
• BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.
• THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life.

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