Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Frie

Product Description

How big is the sticker?

This is a legit warning sticker at 3 inches tall and 6 inches long. We haven't skimped on size. We promise you'll be happy with it.

Will this sticker last a long time?

Absolutely. Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your sticker will definitely stand up for the long-haul.

I've had it with these motherf***ing dicks in the motherf***ing machinery.

Why does everyone keep putting their penises in the machinery? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Don't do it Tom...TOM! TOM STOP. Sonofabitch I'm gonna have to clean that up now.

What Are the Biggest Dangers I Need to Protect My Friends From?

Definitely the fuel door on their car, truck or ATV. Don't forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office/apartment/dorm door.

What If My Friends Can't Read?

These stickers are completely unambiguous with a picture/diagram that makes the looming danger of whatever they are stuck to perfectly evident.

Will These Stickers Come Off Easily?

So many euphemisms. But no, these suckers will be permanent reminders of what not to put in whatever they're adhered to.

Lifetime Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee!

If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

Features

• ARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL MORONS? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks.
• CHEAPER THAN PENIS INSURANCE. We don’t have to tell you how expensive penis insurance is. Just get these totally legit stickers and save yourself a giant wad. Of cash…
• LIFETIME MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
• MOUNT A CAMPAIGN AGAINST DISMEMBERMENT. You know your dumbass coworkers are going to put their dicks in that shiny new machine. Use These Stickers to Prevent that inevitable workers comp claim.
• BRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Rest easy knowing you’ve properly labeled all the potential dangers of the world, keeping your friends and their first mates safe.

Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought

*If this is not the "Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from E" product you were looking for, you can check the other results by clicking this link.  Details were last updated on Dec 11, 2024 19:33 +08.