Stripper Garden Gnome

Product Description

Give your lawn ornaments something to smile about by placing this voluptuous stripper garden gnome on your quaint yard's main stage. Crafted from weather-proof resin, this curvy vixen is dressed in her skimpiest ensemble as she swings wildly on her p

Features

• ✔ YOU KNOW YOU WANNA WATCH!: Candy the pole dancing gnome, wants to shake what her Moma gave her. Watch this seductive babe entertain her male worker gnomes and all other lawn ornaments of every variety.
• ✔ THE NEIGHBORS’ MOUTHS WILL DROP!: Wait til they see the meaty gams on this hot stuff stripper gnome. Standing approx 11.5 inches, solid resin cast and lookin’ hot! Weatherproof and durable.
• ✔ NEEDS TO MAKE HER RENT: Garden gnomes aren’t always tending your lawn nor are they always content to entertain your garden guests just standing there on your lawn, looking cute in a red pointy hat (it’s a pretty low paying gig). Candy may look sleazy but she’s just trying to make an honest buck for rent. I swear.
• ✔ PERFECT GAG GIFT & ADDITION TO "SOME" HOMES & GARDENS: For the strip club junkie, for the special dancer in your life, or simply a gift for anyone taking their gnome collection a bit too seriously! Pair her with some of our other naughty gnomes to help make your garden something really unusual!
• ✔ EYE CANDY: If Candy is not dancing on the pole then she’s grinding on your tomato plants. We think it’s her ‘gnome next door’ look that really gets the other garden gnomes excited. (Dollar bills not included!)

Top Reviews

Five Stars
by Denise Polano (5 out of 5 stars)
February 21, 2017

Bought as s gift, it was perfect



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